Smart Math Jokes
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I asked my maths teacher, "Will we ever use any of this algebra?"
She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."
A young kid was smart, but was failing math.
He simply refused to apply himself. The parents tried everything to no avail. Finally, in desperation, they put him into a private Catholic school. When they got his first report card they were delighted to see he got an A in math. They asked him what had finally motivated him. He said "When I first walked into the school and saw that guy on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew these guys were serious."
A requirement to be a pilot is to be good at basic math
So I asked a couple pilots what 300 + 90 was and they all said 30. I guess they are not that smart after all.
My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent
yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool.
My friend asked how smart he was...
I told him he was like the Sun.
Really bright? He responded confidently.
No, you can't do basic math or pretty much anything.
Me and my step son were watching letters and numbers
Letters and numbers is a show where contestants are given a certain number of letters and 30sec to make the biggest word or 6 different numbers and 30sec to reach a target number using only those given once with the standard 4 operations.
So I'm watching with my son and one of the contestants is a dwarf/midget (the politically correct term) and he is smashing it! He managed to reach the target number in less than 10 seconds! And I go wow! He's so smart at maths.
My son turns to me and says
Because it's the little things that count.
Warning: Dad humor following.
John was so proud of his son for being the first one from their town to ever go to college. At the mill John would brag, "My boy is the smartest this town has ever seen!"
The boy returned after his first semester from college. The town gathered amazed at the boy prodigy. "Go on, son, tell 'em something smart. Tell 'em what you learned at college." John said proudly.
The boy was a bit nervous. But remembering his math class he weakly said, "Ah... pi r squared."
John looked down in disappointment. He buried his face in his hands and said, "Oh, son... everyone knows pies are round!"
All blonde women gets together and try to prove that they are smart
So all the blonde women get together and decide that they have to prove that they are smart. They call all the blond women in their town for a convention. They also called news papers and a math professor from a local University. The professor have picked out one blonde and ask her a question in order to prove their smartness. He calls one blonde up to the front and begins.
Professor: What is 150*4?
Blonde: 823
Blonde Crowd: Give her another chance. Give her another Chance.
Professor: Fine. I will make it easier this time. What is 10*10?
Blonde: 28
Blonde Crowd: Give her another chance. Give her another chance.
Professor is frustrated and says: OK. One last time. This is the last try. What is 5+5?
Blonde: 10
Blonde Crowd: Give her another Chance. Give her another chance.
There is this Jewish boy who was born into a nice family...
There is this Jewish boy who was born into a nice family. He was a very smart boy, but he never did well in school because he lacked motivation. His parents tried everything: meeting with his teachers, one on one tutoring, etc.; however, nothing seemed to help. Eventually, they decided to send him to a private school, thinking a different environment would him good. Unfortunately, there are not many Jewish private schools, so they had to settle on sending him to a Catholic school. Surprisingly, this worked. The parents got his first report card and were astounded: all A's. The parents wondered what brought about the change. They said to their son "You made all A's! Even in math! (previously his worst subject) what changed?" The son replied "When I walked in on the first day and saw the Jewish guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they were serious."
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