The Best 8 Smart Math Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smart Math jokes. There are some smart math algebra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smart math mathematics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smart Math Jokes and Puns

I asked my maths teacher, "Will we ever use any of this algebra?"

She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."

A young kid was smart, but was failing math.

He simply refused to apply himself. The parents tried everything to no avail. Finally, in desperation, they put him into a private Catholic school. When they got his first report card they were delighted to see he got an A in math. They asked him what had finally motivated him. He said "When I first walked into the school and saw that guy on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew these guys were serious."

You might think that I'm smart because I have an A in math

But I'm pretty dumb because I have a D in your mom

A requirement to be a pilot is to be good at basic math

So I asked a couple pilots what 300 + 90 was and they all said 30. I guess they are not that smart after all.

My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent

yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool.


If Asians are so smart than why did they fail the math test

If you thought it had to do something about their eyes your racist it's because there can be less intelligent Asians we are all the same

My friend asked how smart he was...

I told him he was like the Sun.
Really bright? He responded confidently.
No, you can't do basic math or pretty much anything.

A hillbilly family's only son saves up money to go to college.

After about three years, he comes back home. They are sitting around the dinner table, when the dad says, ''Well son, you done gone to college, so you must be perty smart. Why don't you speak some math fer' us?''

''Ok, Pa.'' The son then says, ''Pi R squared.''

After a moment, the dad says, ''Why son, they ain't teached ya nothin'! Pie are round, cornbread are square.''

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smart math quadratic equations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smart math math problems piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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