The Best 21 Smart Kid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smart Kid jokes. There are some smart kid kid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smart kid dumber puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smart Kid Jokes and Puns

I asked my maths teacher, "Will we ever use any of this algebra?"

She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."

"When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher

"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully

Joke directed insult

A woman walks into the doctors office. She says she wants a child, but doesnt want to have sex. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of child she wants. The woman said she wanted a smart and handsome kid. The doctor then hands her a blue pill.

A few months later, the woman comes back and says she has had a miscarriage but still wants a child. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she wants. The woman said she will have a regular kid this time. The doctor then hands her a red pill.

Even more months later, the woman returns and says shes had a miscarriage but still wants a kid. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she will want. She says since the other ones did not work out she will have a ugly, stupid kid. The doctor says ok and hands her a pill.

*At this point the joke teller asks the victim what color they think the pill is.

*The response will most likely be "I don't know, what?"

*The joke teller then says "I don't know, try asking your mother."

Immaturity at its best.

Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash.

Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!

Funny Comeback

Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.


The Smart Kid


A child asks his father:

- Daddy, where did I get my intelligence from?

- From your mother, I think. I still have mine.

A young kid was smart, but was failing math.

He simply refused to apply himself. The parents tried everything to no avail. Finally, in desperation, they put him into a private Catholic school. When they got his first report card they were delighted to see he got an A in math. They asked him what had finally motivated him. He said "When I first walked into the school and saw that guy on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew these guys were serious."

Smart Potion

A kid is on his lawn, playing with mud. A man walks up to him and asks, What are you doing? The kid says, Making a smart potion. Would you like some? So the man says, Sure. I'll try some. So the kid gives the man a bit of the mud in a cup to drink. When the man drank it, he yelled, Blech! This is mud! So the kid says, See, getting smarter already.

Do you know why they don't send donkeys to school?

Nobody likes a smart ass.

My dad's favorite to a smart-ass kid

Screw anyone

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."

He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

There's this really smart kid in my class.

He doesn't take any notes though, and prefers to rest his eyes while the teacher talks. If he suddenly opens his eyes, the teacher knows they said something wrong.

I like to rest my eyes during class too. If I suddenly open my eyes, the teacher knows class is over.

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Ask your kids why they think computers are so smart...

...then tell them, it's because they always listen to their mother-boards.

I remember this one time in high school I pulled out my MP3 player and people started making fun off me for not having a smart phone

At least the quiet kid was there with a MP5

"Hey there little boy, wanna try some ether? Hop into my van"

My mommy told me not to trust strangers

"Don't worry kid, this is a trustless smart contract van"

Kids career choice

I asked my son what he wanted to do for a living. He's a smart kid, I thought he wanted to be an engineer or doctor. He told me with a stern face he wanted to be a scarecrow. I didn't get it at first, but then I saw that he is outstanding in that field.

Why are kids from Chernobyl so smart?

They have three heads.

My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."

A teacher at a college reminded her pupils of the next day's final exam...

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' she said.

A smart-arsed kid at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'

When I was a younger kid, I smart-mouthed my mom and she told me to 'watch it'.

Now I'm afraid of clowns and balloons. What was mom thinking?!


Smart white kid goes to Harvard...

Look at all those Asians.

My mum told me...

My mum told me not to play with sharps object as a kid, but I don't know what she was talking about; There is no such thing as a smart woman

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