Smart Kid Jokes
27 smart kid jokes and hilarious smart kid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about smart kid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Smart Kid Short Jokes
Short smart kid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The smart kid humour may include short quiet kid jokes also.
- I asked my maths teacher, "Will we ever use any of this algebra?" She said, "You won't, but some of the smart kids might."
- "When am I ever gonna use this?" Asked the student to the algebra teacher "Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
- Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash. Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!
- The Smart Kid
A child asks his father:
- Daddy, where did I get my intelligence from?
- From your mother, I think. I still have mine. - I have a smart kid. I told him about the birds and bees And he told me about my wife and the butcher!
- Ask your kids why they think computers are so smart... ...then tell them, it's because they always listen to their mother-boards.
- I remember this one time in high school I pulled out my MP3 player and people started making fun off me for not having a smart phone At least the quiet kid was there with a MP5
- "Hey there little boy, wanna try some ether? Hop into my van" My mommy told me not to trust strangers
"Don't worry kid, this is a trustless smart contract van" - My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."
- When I was a younger kid, I smart-mouthed my mom and she told me to 'watch it'. Now I'm afraid of clowns and balloons. What was mom thinking?!
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Smart Kid One Liners
Which smart kid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with smart kid? I can suggest the ones about smart girl and friendly kid.
- Why are kids from Chernobyl so smart? They have three heads.
- Smart white kid goes to Harvard... Look at all those Asians.
- Where do you put a smart kid who causes mayhem? In a STEM cell
- I knew a Matthew today Pretty smart kid, blew me away
Rib-Tickling Smart Kid Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about smart kid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fun kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make smart kid pranks.
Joke directed insult
A woman walks into the doctors office. She says she wants a child, but doesnt want to have s**.... The doctor says ok and asks what kind of child she wants. The woman said she wanted a smart and handsome kid. The doctor then hands her a blue pill.
A few months later, the woman comes back and says she has had a miscarriage but still wants a child. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she wants. The woman said she will have a regular kid this time. The doctor then hands her a red pill.
Even more months later, the woman returns and says shes had a miscarriage but still wants a kid. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she will want. She says since the other ones did not work out she will have a ugly, s**... kid. The doctor says ok and hands her a pill.
*At this point the joke teller asks the victim what color they think the pill is.
*The response will most likely be "I don't know, what?"
*The joke teller then says "I don't know, try asking your mother."
Immaturity at its best.
Funny Comeback
Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.
A young kid was smart, but was failing math.
He simply refused to apply himself. The parents tried everything to no avail. Finally, in desperation, they put him into a private Catholic school. When they got his first report card they were delighted to see he got an A in math. They asked him what had finally motivated him. He said "When I first walked into the school and saw that guy on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew these guys were serious."
A mother and her 2 daughters are at a cemetery
One of the kids is curious and asks her mom Mommy, why am I named Rose?
Their mom replies Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head.
Her second daughter asks Mommy, why am I named Daisy?
Her mom replies Because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head.
Then, Rose looks at the tombstone and points at the name written on it.
So why is that their name? Rose asks.
Her mom sighs and says We'll always remember Samsung Smart Fridge.
Smart Potion
A kid is on his lawn, playing with mud. A man walks up to him and asks, What are you doing? The kid says, Making a smart potion. Would you like some? So the man says, Sure. I'll try some. So the kid gives the man a bit of the mud in a cup to drink. When the man drank it, he yelled, Blech! This is mud! So the kid says, See, getting smarter already.
Do you know why they don't send donkeys to school?
Nobody likes a smart a**....
My dad's favorite to a smart-a**... kid
Screw anyone
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."
He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
There's this really smart kid in my class.
He doesn't take any notes though, and prefers to rest his eyes while the teacher talks. If he suddenly opens his eyes, the teacher knows they said something wrong.
I like to rest my eyes during class too. If I suddenly open my eyes, the teacher knows class is over.
Kids career choice
I asked my son what he wanted to do for a living. He's a smart kid, I thought he wanted to be an engineer or doctor. He told me with a stern face he wanted to be a scarecrow. I didn't get it at first, but then I saw that he is outstanding in that field.
A teacher at a college reminded her pupils of the next day's final exam...
'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' she said.
A smart-arsed kid at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and s**....
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'