The Best 15 Smart Car Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smart Car jokes. There are some smart car mercedes benz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smart car racecar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smart Car Jokes and Puns

I was in a crash with a smart car today. The smart car was totaled.

My bike was fine, though.

How many sheep?

A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's stupid and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"

A police officer pulls over a driver...

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"

I just smashed into a Smart Car...

It's totalled. But at least my bike is fine.

My smart ass mouth always gets me in trouble.

I was rear-ended, which caused me to rear-end the car in front of me. The driver, who was a dwarf, approached
aggressively after the accident yelling, "I am NOT happy."

I decided that I would try to lighten things up and answered,
"OK, I can see that, but then which one are you?"

That's when the fight started.


So a Hipster goes into an auto parts store and asks for a fuel cap for his Smart Car.

The sales guy thinks for a moment and says, Yeah, O.K. that is a fair swap.

Somebody told me I need to give my new Smart Car a name.

So I called it 'Octomom' because even though I can technically fit 8 people in there, it doesn't mean it's a good idea.

My wife has just bought herself a Smart car...

"It won't let her in"...!!!

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

A cop pulled a car over, with a driver that matched a description of a thief. Turns out the guy was not too smart.

The cop had a basic description of the thief, but seeing the matching tattoo, would seal this guys fate. The tattoo would be located on the guys forearm.

The cop says, "show me your forearms"
The driver looks confused

The cop gets louder, "show me your forearms!!"

The driver looks confused, and says, "I only have two"

Cop: Sir did you see those smart cars crash?

Me: Yes I did officer

Cop: Could you describe it sir?

Me: It was adorable officer

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Recent studies were done to see if cheetahs can drive as fast as smart cars.

The results were catastrophic.

Small cars are the best ones

Only Smart people will get this

If it's a Smart Car then...

Why does it not eject backseat drivers?

Best part of buying a smart car?

at least the car will be smart! Plus the lack of seats is proportional to the lack of friends!

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