The Best 34 Smart Blonde Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smart Blonde jokes. There are some smart blonde bombshells jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smart blonde latest trends puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smart Blonde Jokes and Puns

What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever.

Smart waitress

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."

How many sheep?

A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's stupid and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"

3 blonde girls is at the side of a river

And they're trying to get to the village on the other side

1 blond girl ask god to make her smart,so god turn her into a brunette and she swims across the river

the other girl ask god to make her smarter than the girl that just swam,so god make her into a redhead and she built a raft and paddle across

The last girl ask god to make her smarter than the other two girls,so god make her a man and he uses the bridge

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?

Because blonde guys aren't that smart either.


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Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button?

Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs

Why do blondes have bruises on their bellybuttons?

Because blonde guys aren't that smart either

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

There have been reported sightings of bigfoot

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are playing a card game. Who wins?

The dumb blonde does. The other two don't exist.

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A Smart Blonde, Big Foot and Santa Claus Jump From A Building. Who reaches the ground first?

No one, none of them exists.

Why did the blonde have bruises around her bellybutton?

'Cuz blond men aren't that smart, either.

What do you call a smart blonde?

A Labrador retriever

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Whoah, I know. Here it is: so a blonde walks into a bank and asked to borrow a $500 loan. The bank needs some colleratal so she gives the bank her Rolls Royce. After a couple of months she comes back and promptly pays the loan back. The bank clerk asked why she borrowed the money if she could pay it back easily.
She said, "cheapest parking in San Francisco."

Smart blonde, honest politican and grandma are walking into a bar

Who orders beer?



Grandma because other characters are fictional!

A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!

There a ventriloquist telling blond joke .



A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know."

The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"


What do you call it when you see a smart blonde

A dream

A dumb blond, a smart blonde, and the easter bunny all jump off a cliff. Who lands first?

The dumb blonde. The smart blonde and easter bunny don't exist.

Three blondes are stranded on an island.



A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.

So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.

The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off.

The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."

There are three blondes on an island.



A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off.

The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island.

The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away.

The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.

Q: What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

What is blonde yet smart?

A golden retreiver

A smart blonde is like Bigfoot.

They might be out there, but I haven't seen any proof

A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and Santa Claus

all jump from the golden gate bridge at the same time. Who makes the biggest splash? The dumb blonde, because the others don't exist!

A dumb blonde a smart blonde and santa clause all jump off of a building at the same time. Who lands first?

The dumb blonde the other two dont exist

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What do you call a smart blonde?

A mircale

Researchers find a very smart blonde....

Why do blonde women have bruised belly buttons

Blonde men aren't that smart either.

There a ventriloquist telling blond joke .



A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know."

The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"

Q: How are U.F.Os and smart Blondes in common? A: You keep hearing about them but you never see them!

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