The Best 14 Smallpox Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smallpox jokes. There are some smallpox pilgrims jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smallpox polio puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smallpox Jokes and Puns

If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?


April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring?


What do Pilgrims bring?


Why I won't take the Covid Vaccine

The first smallpox vaccine came out in 1796 and 100% of the recipients are dead.

Smallpox joke, Why I won't take the Covid Vaccine

Smallpox, the Spanish Flu, and the black death have already done the whole global pandemic thing...

What covid is doing is just plaguerism.

April showers bring May flowers...

...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?


My jokes are like smallpox. It's a killer.

But no one gets it anymore.

Smallpox joke, My jokes are like smallpox. It's a killer.

Give a native American a blanket and keep him warm for the winter.

Give him a Smallpox blanket and keep him warm the rest of his life.

Only anti-vaxers will get this...


What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century?

The great stories you get to read everyday.

The following ran on Internet Explorer's Facebook pad yesterday:

We have finally made a vaccine! Thanks to the hundreds of brilliant scientists worldwide working tirelessly on a vaccine, we have finally found a vaccine.

It is reported that mass production of the newly discovered smallpox vaccine will begin from next week.

You can explore smallpox replay reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean smallpox vaccinate dad jokes. There are also smallpox puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

This year I decided I am going back to the real roots of Thanksgiving and celebrating it in the traditional fashion.

I will be handing out smallpox blankets to Native Americans.

What did Columbus give the natives in return for the island of Hispaniola?


April rain

April rain brings May flower. May flower brings smallpox.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smallpox influenza jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smallpox flu piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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