The Best 4 Smaller Pieces Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Smaller Pieces jokes. There are some smaller pieces jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these smaller pieces puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Smaller Pieces Jokes and Puns

A couple is having a dinner at home.

A couple is having a dinner at home.A husband has a big piece of steak with the small piece of steak on his plate.He decided to give his wife the smaller one and he eats the bigger one.



The wife then remembers her past:"When we were first married,you give me the bigger steak and eat the smaller one. Now you don't love me anymore!!"



The husband replies:"That's nonsense darling,you cook better now!"

I had a birthday cake and decided to share it with my friend.

I decided to cut one quarter of the cake and gave it to him and I kept the rest for myself.

He started crying and whining about how selfish I was.

Me: Alright, so if you were in my position what would you do?

Friend: If it was my birthday cake, I would give you the bigger piece and keep the smaller piece for myself because I'm not selfish.

Me: But that's exactly what I just did so what are you complaining about?

Your momma's so fat...

Her picture fell off the wall

She wears a 3 piece bikini

There are smaller fat women orbiting her

Her tampons come equipped with On Star

Two pieces of coal and a diamond..

...are standing together and the bigger piece of coal says to the smaller piece of coal "Leave your dad alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the smaller pieces jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working smaller pieces piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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