Small Toe Jokes
15 small toe jokes and hilarious small toe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about small toe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Small Toe Short Jokes
Short small toe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The small toe humour may include short big toe jokes also.
- My girlfriend reminds me of my pinky toe She's small, cute, and will probably end up getting banged on my coffee table tonight
- A man walks up to a girl in a bar and says "You remind me of my little toe" .
She says, "Is that because I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No, its because I'm going to bang you on the table later" - Said to my wife Me: Hey you remind me of my little toe
Her: How so?
Me: you're small, you're Cute, and I know I'm going to bang it on the couch later - You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) ... Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.
- Girl, you're like my pinky toe Small, cute, beautiful and I'm going to bang you on the coffee table tonight
Ouch!
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Small Toe One Liners
Which small toe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with small toe? I can suggest the ones about tiny hand and small feet.
- One small part of me gets all the action I bang my toe every night
Small Toe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about small toe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pinky toe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make small toe pranks.
Newfie Joke
A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."
I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:
Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.
Did you know that when ants are young, they have small appendages at the ends of their legs?
They lose them as they get larger, and they also begin to produce the same proteins found in milk.
They lack toes in taller ants.
This guy sites down next to a pretty young girl at a bar
This guy sites down next to a pretty young lady at a bar and they strike up a conversation. The conversation is going pretty well, so the guy says "you remind me of my little toe." The lady, who is a bit confused, responds "is that because I'm small and cute?" The guy responds "no, it's because I'm going to bang you on the coffee table when I get home."
s**... Rule.!
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor's nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That's a s**... rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That's nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"
Buddy Hackett duck joke
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded,
"I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer Peter replied,
"This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said,
"I am one of the best trial lawyers in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said,
"Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Alberta. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.' The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said,
"Okay, you old f**.... Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
the ambulance and the toe
Last night I was coming home from work in the city, driving country roads to get home.
I looked in my rear view mirror and saw an ambulance with its lights on. I pulled over and as the ambulance passed by, I noticed the back door open up a little. The ambulance hit a small bump and out fell an ice chest.
I quickly pulled off the road and rushed over to the ice chest and opened it up. Inside was a human toe in the ice. I knew I wouldn't be able to catch the ambulance so I got in my car and rushed to the nearest gas station to call 911 (my cell phone was dead). They told me they'd send a car right away but all of their police cars were in use and told me just to wait 20 minutes.
So I waited 20 minutes for the tow truck to show up.
An old woman sits alone in her house...
She hears three loud knocks on her front door, so she goes to see who could be visiting her at such a late hour.
She opens up the door and sees a tall, shadowy, hooded figure. It was dressed in a black cloak from its head to toe. It held a scythe that stood as tall as his entire body.
From inside the hood came a dry scratchy voice that said, "I am death..."
The woman looked up at the figure from behind her small glasses and said, "I am too, sonny! You'll have to speak up!"