Small Portion Jokes

Two Jewish women are complaining about a restaurant

The first one says 'the food was terrible' the other says 'yes it was and such small portions too' (hat tip w**... Allen)

Trump's wall barely touches a small portion of the entire U.S.

No wonder everyone thinks he's off on a tangent.

A have a knack for eating small portions of food

And i call them sknacks.

Did you hear about the small portion of society that decided they were going to live in mobile underwater homes

I think they call themselves a "sub" culture.

Catskill resort joke

Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says,
"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible."
The other one says,
"Yeah, I know; and such small portions."
Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.”

Two old Jewish guys are sitting in a restaurant...

one says: "The food here is terrible!"
the other says: "I know! And such small portions!"

Why is it?

Why is it that when my wife tells me she's taking me to a t**... bar, there's no dancers, all the waitresses keep their shirts on and all the food is small portions on little plates?

Two old ladies are in a restaurant.
One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible."
The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."

A man on his trip to Spain decides to try a local delicacy.

The waiter brings him a meatball looking dish. The guy relishes it and asks him what it was. The waiter replies: "oh we have a lot of bull fights here, this dish are the t**... of the bull that lost the fight".
The man isn't happy but pays and leaves. Few days later he goes back to the same restaurant and orders the same dish. However this time the portion size is very small.
He asks the waiter: "why is the portion size small today"?
The waiter replies: "you see sir, the bull doesn't always loose the fight"