Small Pee Pee Jokes
6 small pee pee jokes and hilarious small pee pee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about small pee pee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Small Pee Pee Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good small pee pee joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Little Johnny's peanut
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won't believe it! Little Johnny pulled out his pee-pee in class today! It was like a peanut."
The mom replies, "Oh, it was small?"
Little Sally says, "No, it was salty."
Mommy...
A little girl comes home from school and her mother asks how her day was. The little girl told her mom That she had found out something new. Her mother asked what it was and the girl replied
"Johnny showed me his pee-pee today and it reminded me of a peanut."
Of course her mother was disturbed and she decided to go along with the little girl's act to see if it wasn't true.
"What about it reminded you of a peanut? Was it small like a peanut?"
"No, it tasted salty."
Little Johnny and two p**....
Little Johnny went to school and the teacher was teaching human anatomy. She pointed to the private part of a male and asked her class if anyone knew what it was.
Little Johnny raised his hand: "I do, I do! and my daddy has two of them!" Teacher was puzzled.
"My daddy has a small one to pee with and a long one to brush my mom's teeth with!"
Tell the class something interesting about your family.
During class, the teacher wanted the students to say something interesting about their family.
Johnny decided to go first and said: '' My father has two p**... ''. The teacher knew that was impossible and asked Johnny to elaborate.
Johnny then said: '' He has a small one he uses to pee and a large one he uses to brush mommy's mouth with! ''
George has a problem ... he pees in his bed at night.
So he decides to go to the doctor to fix the problem. "Well George, can you tell me what exactly happens each night that might be causing the problem?" "Well," George said, "When I fall asleep I have a dream where this small little dwarf comes to me and says 'Did you do pee pee'? And I say 'No'. So he says 'So go pee pee!' And so ... I do ..."
"I see," says the doctor ... "I have a solution for you George - Next time the dwarf asks you if you went pee pee, just say 'Yes'". "Brilliant!", Says George. Super excited, George goes home ...
That night, George falls asleep, and low and behold in his dream, the same small dwarf approaches him. "Hello!", says George, super confidently. "Did you make pee pee?", says the dwarf. "Yes! Yes I did!!", says George.
"And Doody?"
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To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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