The Best 6 Small Height Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Small Height jokes. There are some small height jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these small height puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Small Height Jokes and Puns

A farmer was having trouble telling his horses apart.

"I have two horses that I can't tell apart," he tells his friend. "Is there any way you can help me?"

"Shave the mane off one horse," his friend said. "Then you'll know the difference between them."

The farmer did as he was told, but after some time the mane grew back and he couldn't tell the difference anymore.

"This time, give one of them a small cut on its leg," said his friend. "Then you can tell it apart from the other."

The farmer did this again, but the other horse ran into a thorn bush and got a similar cut on its leg.

"Measure their height," said his friend. "One of them must definitely be a bit taller than the other."

The farmer tried it out, and it worked. Ecstatic, he ran back to his friend's house.

"It worked!" he yelled. "The black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

My girlfriend recently started categorizing small animals by height and weight. I'll have to end it with her...

She's always critter sizing.

Height of internet addiction

At a funeral in church

A visitor: What's the Wi-Fi password here ?

Priest: Respect the dead.

Visitor: all small letters?

Mice

A family of mice were out walking, and were suddenly surprised by a large cat. Father Mouse stood his ground, drew himself up to his full height, and shouted BOW-WOW-WOW!!! at the cat. The cat, alarmed, ran off.

The small mice were very impressed. That was fantastic, Dad! How did you do that?

That, son, explains Father Mouse, demonstrates the value of learning a second language.

How tall is the thermometer's Mecury?

Not too big, not to small. It's fair in height.


Height of internet addiction!!

*Height of internet addiction*
*At a funeral in church*
*A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?*
*Priest: respect the dead*
*Visitor: all small letters? ???*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the small height jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working small height piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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