Small Height Jokes
8 small height jokes and hilarious small height puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about small height that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A farmer was having trouble telling his horses apart.
"I have two horses that I can't tell apart," he tells his friend. "Is there any way you can help me?"
"Shave the mane off one horse," his friend said. "Then you'll know the difference between them."
The farmer did as he was told, but after some time the mane grew back and he couldn't tell the difference anymore.
"This time, give one of them a small cut on its leg," said his friend. "Then you can tell it apart from the other."
The farmer did this again, but the other horse ran into a thorn bush and got a similar cut on its leg.
"Measure their height," said his friend. "One of them must definitely be a bit taller than the other."
The farmer tried it out, and it worked. Ecstatic, he ran back to his friend's house.
"It worked!" he yelled. "The black one is two inches taller than the white one!"
My girlfriend recently started categorizing small animals by height and weight. I'll have to end it with her...
She's always critter sizing.
Height of internet addiction
At a f**... in church
A visitor: What's the Wi-Fi password here ?
Priest: Respect the dead.
Visitor: all small letters?
Mice
A family of mice were out walking, and were suddenly surprised by a large cat. Father Mouse stood his ground, drew himself up to his full height, and shouted BOW-WOW-WOW!!! at the cat. The cat, alarmed, ran off.
The small mice were very impressed. That was fantastic, Dad! How did you do that?
That, son, explains Father Mouse, demonstrates the value of learning a second language.
How tall is the thermometer's Mecury?
Not too big, not to small. It's fair in height.
Height of internet addiction!!
*Height of internet addiction*
*At a f**... in church*
*A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?*
*Priest: respect the dead*
*Visitor: all small letters? ???*
My friend doesn't like it when I make jokes about their small height.
I guess they have a short fuse
one day at the mental hospital ...
A guy is walking past a mental hospital when he hears some of the residents, on the grounds, chanting "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
There's a fence blocking his view so he has no idea why they are chanting "Thirteen!" and curiosity gets the better of him. He searches the fence and eventually finds a small hole at about head height.
As he puts his eye up to the hole, a stick jabs through it, poking him in the eye and leaving him staggering around in agony.
Through his pain he's dimly aware that the chanting has changed to "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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