Small Fry Jokes

16 small fry jokes and hilarious small fry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about small fry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Small Fry Short Jokes

Short small fry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The small fry humour may include short deep fry jokes also.

  1. Why does the Dairy Queen have small fries? Because the Burger King forgets to wrap his Whopper!
  2. The other day I ordered French fries at McDonalds the cashier asked me "Small, Medium or Large?"
    I said: "mixed please".

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Small Fry One Liners

Which small fry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with small fry? I can suggest the ones about deep fried and small buck.

  1. Why do they call them french fries? Because they're small and fall over easily
  2. People say size doesn't matter.. But I'd rather have a large fry than a small fry.
  3. What do you call a baby potato?
    A small fry.

Small Fry Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about small fry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fries jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make small fry pranks.

A blonde goes into a library.

She walks up to the head librarian's desk and says, "Hi! I'd like a cheeseburger, a small order of curly fries, and a medium-sized Coke, please."
The librarian stares at her. "Miss, do you realize that this is a library?"
"Oh!" says the blonde. She lowers her voice to a whisper. "*I'd like a cheeseburger, a small order of curly fries...*"

A young man came to the library counter and said, "Give me some fries and a cola."

The receptionist at the counter was surprised and said, Young man, this is the library!"
The young man looked apologetic and repeated in a small, quiet voice, "Give me some fries and a cola."

A blonde goes to the counter and in a very loud voice declares, I'll have a cheeseburger, a small order of fries and a Diet Coke, please!

The lady behind the counter is astonished and says, Ma'am, this is a library.
The blonde apologizes and leans in close and says in a whisper, I'll have a cheeseburger, a small order of fries and a Diet Coke, please.

What did the Computer Science major say to the English major?

Yeah I'll take a #3 with a small fry and a Dr. Pepper, and a #7, just the sandwich. Do you guys still have that smoky barbeque sauce or has it been discontinued?

A gentleman walks into a library...

A gentleman walks into a library, goes over to the librarian and says, "I'll take a cheeseburger, a medium fry, and a small chocolate shake.". Confused, the librarian replies, "Sir, this is a library!". The gentleman is very embarrassed. He softly whispers, "I'm terribly sorry. I'll take a cheeseburger, a medium fry, and a small chocolate shake.".

Please read in Steven Wright's voice...

I was driving my friend around and he told me he was hungry. Asked if I'd take him to the drive-thru. I said yes. I pull up to the place and we wait in line for about five minutes. Finally it's our turn. The lady asks how she can help us today and I tell her I need two cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a small Pepsi. She apologizes and says she can't help me.
"Why not?"
"You're at a bank."

What do you call a northeastern US state's principle dish, consisting of a small puffy Chinese dog and fried vegetables and noodles, wrapped around a lion's neck?

Maine's main chow chow chow mein mane

A man went to a German food stand

A young man went to a German food stand to order a bratwurst. As he gets his order, both ends of the sausage were missing. It was nonetheless the best bratwurst he has ever tasted so he decides to ask why the ends were missing and if it improves the taste somehow.
The cook answered that just does it because that's how he learned it from his grandmother. Furthermore he told the man that if he wants to know more he can always visit his grandmother and ask her if there is something to it.
The man then went to the grandmother's home to ask her his question. She was baffled and asked if her grandson still has the old small frying pan.