The Best 20 Small Feet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Small Feet jokes. There are some small feet inches diameter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these small feet tiny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Small Feet Jokes and Puns

You know why Dolly Parton has small feet?

Nothing grows in the shade.

We're told men with large feet have large dicks and men with big cars have small dicks

You would almost think these stereotypes were conceived by clowns.

the miracle of being a teen mom

when you get pregnant young and your baby is born, hes feet are so small but even so he manages to stomp your dreams and goals.

Almost all of my family has shoe sizes under 9.5"

So me being size 12" is no small feet

Why was the fisherman upset with his new property?

After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.


I FINALLY opened my shoe store that only sells large sizes.

Let me tell you, that was no small feet.

A friend told me she had only ever dated guys with big feet

That is no small feet

The say people with big feet..

Have big penises and people with small cars also have big penises.

No wonder people are so afraid of clown.

How does a cat land on its feet and fit through small places?

Mew-tonian physics.

Why does women have so small feet?

To be able to stand closer to the stove.

A father and son are walking across a small stream

The boy slips falls. His body gets wedged between two boulders, effectively blocking the flow of water. Father says "Dam son" before quickly helping helping him to his feet and they continue on their way.

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The man with the big feet lives in the red house, the man with the big ears in the green house, the man with the long hair in blue house, where does the man with the small wein live?

My house

You know what they say about small feet...

Big truck

Police are looking for an escaped convict who is 4 feet tall and can communicate with ghosts.

He is a small medium at large.

Small office joke

My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!

What do you get when you cross a river and a small brook.

Wet feet!

Buddy Hackett duck joke

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded,
"I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer Peter replied,
"This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said,
"I am one of the best trial lawyers in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said,
"Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Alberta. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.' The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said,
"Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

Why do women have small feet and get married in white?

To match the kitchen appliances and get closer to the sink to wash up.

Why are women's feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.


You know what they say about men with small feet...

...they're very good with their hands.

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