The Best 22 Small Children Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Small Children jokes. There are some small children adoptions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these small children widows puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Small Children Jokes and Puns

8-year old Alex had a crush on his teacher, so he stayed behind in recess.

The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others.

"It's because I'm in love with you, Alex told her.

"Well," the teacher replied - "What If I don't like small children?".

"Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess".

An Alabama couple with 9 children went to see the doctor about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor started the procedure and making small talk, asks them "Why, after having 9 children have you decided not to have any more?".

The husband replied, "We just read an article that said 1 in 10 American children born in the United States is Mexican".

The wife continued, "We didn't want to take the chance of having a Mexican baby, since neither of us can speak Spanish".

A dad joke with which we can all sympathize

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should get the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in union, "Okay, dad. You get the toy."

Maria had 3 children, snowflake, sand, and brick.

One day snowflake goes to her mom and asks her: Mom, why am I called snowflake? Then the mother replies: Because when you were born, a snowflake fell on your head. The next day goes Sand and asks: Mom, why am I called Sand? And the mother replies: Because when you were born, a small grain of sand fell on your head. The next day goes brick and asks: gyefagcxheufrhd

I sell prosthetics for children...

I'm a small arms dealer

You know what's more fun than traveling with small children?

Anything. Literally anything…

A Man is walking home when

He passes a large privacy fence. On the other side of the fence he can hear about 3 or 4 children chanting," 12,12,12,12,12" very ritualisticly. He sees a small hole in the fence and gets right up to it so he can see what is happening on the other side. Just as he did a small finger came out of the hole and poked him in the eye and the children began chanting," 13,13,13,13,13."

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

I love Halloween

It's the only time of the year I'm not questioned for giving out sweets to small children.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?"

Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel."

"Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?"

"The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course.

The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."

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The prayer uttered most often by pet owners and parents of small children:

"Please, God, let that be chocolate."

Coworker: You're an idiot. Me: Nobody talks to me that way except...

My mother
My father
My wife
My wife's family
Small children
Large children

And now I guess my coworkers....

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

I always let the elderly, small animals and children comes first

It makes me feel like a gentleman in bed

How come Apple-products have so small transistors?

Children have very small hands

Beauty and the beast

Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more erotic, eventually causing it to sprout an erection. A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."

You know why Santa does not like to visit children in their little small bedrooms?


I didn't like children at first because I thought they were too small..

But my son has been growing on me

Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?

A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.

Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"

I saw a sign outside the pub.

It said: "Small Dogs and Children Allowed."

I thought...they can't be making much business.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

β€œJust think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,

β€˜There’s Jennifer; she’s a lawyer,’ or β€˜That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’”

A small voice from the back of the room rang out,

β€œAnd there’s the teacher; she’s still old, nasty, and wrinkled”

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the small children infants jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working small children families piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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