Smal Jokes
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I had small wookiee steak for dinner...
...it was a little chewie.
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Small p**... are like iPhones with cracked screens...
They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one.
"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.
I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.
The plot thickens.
I come from a small town.
I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town.
In a small town in the middle of nowhere...
Recently, in a small town in the middle of nowhere, a crime occurred which totally perplexed the local authorities. It seems that somehow, in a daring daylight robbery, an unidentified perpetrator managed to sneak into the crowded police station and systematically steal all of the toilets.
The cops have nothing to go on.
Two small boys meet on the first day of school
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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At a small London pub,
3 girls are chatting. An Englishman hears them and notices their distinctive accent that he so easily recognizes. He approaches then smoothly and asks: "are you girls from Scotland?"
In a condescending tone, one of them turns around and says: "It's Wales, idiot!"
"Oh I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"
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Small o**...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your o**...," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he replied, "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."
Which is the smallest pub in the world?
The Thalidomide Arms.
Small office joke
My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!
If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have?
Kermit the Frog's full attention.
Small World
A lawyer and a doctor are golfing. There are two women ahead of them that are playing really slow, so the lawyer decides to ask them if they can play through. While driving up to them, he realizes the two women are his wife and mistress! He turns around without saying anything and tells the doctor the situation. After a few more holes the doctor has had enough. He goes to talk to the women but turns around before he gets there. When he gets back he looks at the lawyer and says, "Small world."
Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money?
A: Yelp!
What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?
A mar tiny.
What's the smallest thing in the universe?
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
What's small, round, and blue?
A cranberry holding its breath.
What's the smallest instrument in the world?
An e-lectron.
Small town gynecologists...
I bet they spend a lot of time looking up old friends.
A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks
A dwarf that loves to joke goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks.
I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?
The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".
Where did the small road go to college?
Tulane University
What's small, gray, and came in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
A small part of me almost died today..
Specifically mini-me
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