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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six.
One Slytherin to break it.
One Gryffindor to volunteer to change it.
Three Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder to ensure the safety of the Gryffindor student.
And one Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic in the first place.
Don't let this election distract you...
From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.
What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave?
Do you mind if I Slytherin?
If Salazar Slytherin had an illegitimate child. . .
Would he be considered the "error of Slytherin"?
if i opened my Gryffindor
Would you Slytherin?
The entire Slytherin staff is getting laid off soon
I hear they're getting a good Severus package.
I applied to Hogwarts the a few weeks back. Unfortunately, I didn't get accepted.
Figured I could just Slytherin.
Wingardium Leviosauh
First, you Hufflepuff my Ravenclaw,
Then I Slytherin your Gryffindor
St Patrick wore green a lot, talked to snakes, and used magic . . .
He was a Slytherin, right?
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