Sly Jokes
19 sly jokes and hilarious sly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Sly jokes are jokes composed by Sly Marbo and PETA's Mitch. Whether it's a witty quip or a sly pun, these composers make humor that's sure to tickle your funny bone. Read this article to discover some of the most clever jokes yet.
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Funniest Sly Short Jokes
Short sly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sly humour may include short cunning jokes also.
- Sylvester Stallone has launched a new range of cakes. I would highly recommend them. They are the best thing since Sly's bread.
- What's the difference between a women's cross country team and a group of sly pygmies? one is a bunch of cunning runts.
- Did you hear about the sly woodlands creature that was killed for his fur? He went from a cunning stoat to a stunning coat
- What's the difference between a bunch of sly pygmies and a girl's track team? The sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts .....
(it'll come to you ) - I told my alcoholic husband not to drink beer. Now he just drinks lots of water and seems even more drunk, and has a sly smile on his face
- teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!
- If only murderers were as sly about their digging as they were about their killings. Then I wouldn't have found the guy in my front garden this morning.
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Sly One Liners
Which sly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sly? I can suggest the ones about subtle and clever.
- Apparently Sly Stallone is in talks to make Rocky 8. In this one he'll fight Arthritis.
- [Nerd joke] Yo mamas so fat... That her jiggle physics can break a gtx titan x quad sli
- I don't trust people with the shortened name for Sylvester. They're really Sly
- What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli
- How do you call three GTX Titans X's on sli? x**...
The Funniest Sly Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about sly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stealth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sly pranks.
The Costume Party
The local pub once held a costume party. The bartender announced to the patrons that they must all come dressed up as their "love life". Sure enough, the day of the party arrives and the bartender spots some old g**... dressed as Abraham Lincoln. He says "Oi, mate. You were supposed to come dressed up as your love life!"
With a shrug and a sly grin the other man says "Oh, I have. My four scores were seven years ago."
A man took a woman out for dinner...
but she didn't speak a word of English. They were having a great time, though, feeding each other, flirting, touching and giggling. After the meal is over, the woman draws a picture of a bed on a napkin and gives a sly wink. The man still can't figure out how she knew he was in the furniture business.
The comments in another thread were slamming Readers Digest jokes, and that's where this one came from.
The jumper ....
A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he says.
"I'm trying to commit s**...," she says.
s**... driver says with sly grin "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a b**...."
So, she does.
After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing s**...?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are talking about making a new film together.
Sly: I wanna show the world that we're more than just action movie stars. I wanna make a movie about classical music and classical composers. I know you guys love that stuff too. What do you think? Will you help me make a movie about it and show the world how cultured we are?
Bruce: I could play Beethoven. I've always wanted to play a tortured genius
Sly: You would be great. And I'll be Tchaikovsky. What about you Arnie?
Arnie: I'll be Bach
My Daughters Dad Joke this morning
Ran through a drive up this morning before school.
As we are pulling away from the window, she looks in the bag.
Dad you should see this! It's beautiful, the hashbrowns are stacked side by side, the sandwiches are perfectly wrapped, and the napkins are placed so they won't get oily...I am not sure who did this, but they should be awarded the Nobel Grease Prize.
She looked at me with a sly smile and I told her...I saw what you did there. We both laughed.
A great dad joke from a 10 yr old.
Action hero fancy dress ball...
Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Chuck Says: 'I'll go as Beethoven'
Arnie says: 'I'll be Bach'
A man goes to visit his wife who is in a coma.
One of the nurses pulls him aside and tells him that she's heard that occasionally o**... s**... will cause the person in a coma to wake up. The stimulation could literally jar the person awake. With a sly wink she leaves the hubby alone with his wife. A few minutes later alarm bells are ringing and he's screaming for help. The nurse rushes in to find the hubby pulling up his pants screaming, "I did what you said, but I think she choked."
Hollywood Halloween
Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.
Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'
Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.'
Arnold Schwarzenegger overhears their discussion, walks over and replies 'I'll be Bach.'