Slutty Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Slutty girls are like Wal-Marts

Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4am, you think "Thank God these are here"

Anyone need a slutty costume for Halloween?

Just dress up as one of my professors, they barely cover anything

Planning on wearing a slutty costume for Halloween?

Dress up as my professors, they barely cover anything important.

What does a slutty horse wear on its hooves?

Whoreshoes.

Amy Schumer gets mad when people describe her as fat, slutty, and disgusting..

because she doesn't like when people steal her material.

Your momma so slutty...

...her spirit animal is the swallow.

What do you call a slutty Bee

A Whorenet

Did you hear about the slutty Amish girl?

She slept with two Mennonite.

What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store?

One nightstand.

How do you catch a slutty bee?

With a hornet.

My daughter's new school uniform is really quite slutty

thats just one of the benefits of home schooling.

What do you call a slutty UPS driver?

A mail escort

What was the slutty princess full of?

Kingdom come

Why should you never kiss a slutty bird?

Because you might get chirpies, which is a canararial disease, but don't worry, it's tweetable.

what do you call a slutty french fry?

a potat-hoe

What do you call a slutty stewardess?

The cockpit.

What did the slutty DNA say to the other DNA?

Unzip your genes.

What do you call a slutty vegan

A herbivwhore

What do you call a group of slutty women?

A whorde

This Halloween I'm going as a slutty accountant

You know, it's the thot that counts

How do you tell the difference between a normal potato from a slutty potato?

The slutty one has the sticker that reads Idaho.

What do you call a slutty insect?

A whore-net

What do you call a piece of slutty spaghetti?

A pastatute!

My grandmother's opinion of my sister's slutty friend.

I once heard my Nana say of my sister's slutty friend: "If she'd had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, that girl'd look like a porcupine."

My ex is so slutty...

that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first.

Slutty girls are like mopeds.

They are fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.

What do you call a slutty toaster?

A crumb dumpster

If you ever see a really hot slutty girl, you should offer to buy her dinner.

Just some food for thot.

Have you heard about the slutty math major?

You haven't? That's okay, it's the thot that counts.

What do you call a slutty camera?

A loose Canon.

What do you call a slutty mermaid?

An H2hoe

What do you call a slutty mathematician?

A thot that counts.

What do you call slutty girls from Idaho?

Tater thots

What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday?

Swalloween!

What do you call a slutty Mexican iPhone?

iPoppy

What do you call slutty mermaids?

Water hose

I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish.

The experience was mindblowing!

What do you call a slutty housewife?

A dirty dishwasher.

Back when I was in school...

girls' clothes had to pass the "fingertip test" where they had to hold their arm straight down against their leg and, if their skirt or pants didn't extend to at least their fingertips, then they couldn't wear it. Of course, there was nothing the teachers could do about that slutty chick with the club arm.

There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves...

...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling

What do you call a slutty horse?

A Whorse

Terrorists are so slutty

They'll blow on the first date

How do you call a slutty korean girl ?

Sum Yung-Ho

What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the slutty door?

Hodor.

Do you know why some think of calendars as slutty?

There's always a new date the next day.

What do slutty women and Windows have in common?

They're both backwards compatible.

Did you hear about the slutty electron?

He went around blowing fuses.

Why are female lifeguards so slutty?

Getting wet is their business.

What's the benefit of having a slutty broom?

They tend to sweep around.

What do you call a slutty car?

Titty Titty Bang Bang.

Your mom's so slutty, she got fired for drinking on the job.

She worked at a sperm bank.

What do you call a slutty gummy bear?

A jelly thot

What do you call a slutty tuna?

An Alba-whore.

I know you didn't like your slutty mathematician I got you...

...but it's the thot that counts

The museum curator was able to identify the slutty violin...

...it was a Straddlevarious :(

So it's perfectly acceptable to dress up as a slutty cat on Halloween...

...but do it any other time of the year and suddenly you're that creepy guy at church?

What did the slutty interstate say to the porche?

I got curbs!

I met Mel-B's slutty sister this morning.

Oral-B.

Have you seen the scary movie about the slutty paddle?

It was a whore-oar.

What instrument do slutty snakes play?

Strumpets

What does a slutty cow produce?

Milf.

Outside this shop it said: "25% off shoes"

So I went in, but there weren't any slutty women....

[oc] I know a slutty desparate waitress...

One time, I gave her a $20 tip. She liked it so much that she offered to give me another $20 for the whole thing.

What do you call a slutty potato chip?

A Free-to-lay

What do you call a slutty Chinese girl?

A Panda Express

OC, as far as I know.

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