slushy Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious slushy puns

What am I?

I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole in the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in and out of a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind and I return to my original position. Cleaning is normally done after I have finished. What am I? Why, I am your very own toothbrush!


As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy.

Snowballs was a good cat...


Movie Theater Logic

Tickets: $5

Slushy: $15

Popcorn: $20


Movie Theater Logic

Could I have a large slushy and a small popcorn?

That will be $45

Makes sense


What are the most funny Slushy jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Slushy? Well, here are the best Slushy dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Slushy pick up lines to share with friends.


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