Slurred Speech Jokes
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Why do Scotsmen drink so much?
To slur their speech enough to do the accent.
What's it like to be drunk?
A boy was riding home from school with his dad. He had just started learning about alcohol and drinking in his health class.
"Dad, when you're drinking how do you know you're drunk?"
"Well son, when you're drunk your speech is slurred and your vision gets worse and worse. A drunk person would see 4 cars in front of us and not 2."
"But Dad, there's only 1 car in front of us!"
People are saying Donald Trump is wearing dentures after he was slurring his speech yesterday.
I think this calls for a molar investigation.
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