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Fun-Filled Slumped Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good slumped joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.

He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch.

At the airport today a man fainted and slumped over onto the luggage carousel.

He slowly came around.

My son saw me slumped over our lawn mower, bawling my eyes out...

He screamed, "Dad! What's wrong!? Are you ok?!"
I said, "Don't worry son, I'll be fine. I was just going through a rough patch..."

I looked out of the window and my dad was slumped over the lawnmower

crying his eyes out. I said to my mum "what's up with him?"
She said "he's just going through a rough patch here".

One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....

When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake.
Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"

A boy was walking down the street when he saw a man further down slumped over his car...

As the boy came closer he realised the man wasn't slumped over the car, he was hugging and kissing it, all while bawling tears.
"What's wrong?" Asked the boy, "Is your wife making you sell the car?"
"No," answers the man. "She just got her license."


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