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Snail Racing

My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

I bought myself a snail to race other snails..

I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster.
If anything it just made it more sluggish

I removed the shell from my pet snail...

because I thought it would move around quicker. Now it's just really sluggish

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I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell...

It only made it more sluggish.

Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day?

There's a nap for that!

I took the shell off my racing snail...

... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish.

Sluggish joke, I took the shell off my racing snail...

Racing snail.

My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish.

I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster.

But it just made it more sluggish.

I wanted to make my racing snail faster..

So I took off its shell. If anything it became a lot more sluggish.

Never remove the shells from racing snails

it makes them sluggish

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I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up.

If anything it made it more sluggish.

I used to own a racing snail...

It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if anything, it made it more sluggish

I had a racing snail...

To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish

I thought removing a snail's shell would make it faster...

Turns out, it only makes it more sluggish.

I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster

Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish.

Sluggish joke, I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster

I took the shell off my racing snail, hoping it would make him faster.

But, unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish.

Today I decided to take the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him move faster...

If anything he seems more sluggish!

I took the shell off my racing snail so that he would go faster

but now he is a little sluggish.

I entered a my pet snail into a race and removed its shell thinking it would make it faster...

Unfortunately, it only made it more sluggish.

My snail entered a race, I took off his shell to make him faster. But It backfired.

If anything it made him more sluggish...

You'd think a snail would be faster without it's shell,

But it's actually more sluggish...

I thought my snail's shell was weighing him down,

but after I removed it he appeared even more sluggish.

A guy wanted to speed up his snail - so he took it's shell off.

if anything, he made it more sluggish.

I used to have a a racing snail that kept losing.

I decided to remove its shell to try and speed it up, if anything it made it more sluggish.

I thought if I removed a snail's shell it would become faster

But instead it became more sluggish.

Sluggish joke, I thought if I removed a snail's shell it would become faster

I wanted to help my pet snail.

He was really slow like, so one day I took off his shell, thought it'd make him more streamlined. Turns out it didn't. It made him more sluggish.

I took my pet snail's shell off to see if he could go faster.

But now he's just more sluggish.

I removed my snail's shell because I thought it would make him faster

It seems it only made him more sluggish.

Someone told me if you take a snail out of its shell, it'll move faster.

But actually, it just makes them more sluggish.

I removed the shell from my racing snail to help him go faster

If anything , it made him more sluggish

A snail thought taking off his shell would make him faster...

But it just made him more *sluggish*

I took the shell off of my pet snail because I thought it would make him move faster

...if anything, it made him more sluggish

I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he'd be faster..

He's actually more sluggish now.

I had a snail when I was a kid

The snail was moving very slowly so I thought if I took his shell off he might move a bit quicker.

He ended up just being a bit sluggish.

I bought a racing snail

I bought a racing snail but it kept losing. In desperation I removed it's shell, thinking it would be lighter and faster.

It didn't work, it became more sluggish.

I took the shell off my racing snail to help him go faster.

Didn't work. It actually made him more sluggish.

I decided to remove my racing snail's shell to make him go faster.

But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.

The other day I was organising snail races

They were moving really slow. Then I thought if I remove their shells then they would go faster, but if anything they were more sluggish

You would think that a snail without a shell would move a bit faster...

But it's actually more sluggish.

In hopes of making my racing snail faster, I removed its shell.

But it only became more sluggish

I removed the shell from a snail to see if it would make him move any faster.

It didn't work. If anything, now he's even more sluggish.

If you think snails would be faster without the shell, you're wrong...

They would just be more sluggish.





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My racing snail was too slow, so I tried removing his shell to speed him up

It made him even more sluggish

You'd think a snail would be faster without it's shell

It's actually more sluggish

My pet snail lost his shell.

He's looking a bit sluggish.

I removed the shell from my racing snail.

I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it's more sluggish.

Did you hear about the snail who removed his shell?

He thought it would make him faster, but he just felt more sluggish.

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