Sluggish Jokes
49 sluggish jokes and hilarious sluggish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sluggish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sluggish Short Jokes
Short sluggish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sluggish humour may include short sloppy jokes also.
- I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell... It only made it more sluggish.
- I entered a my pet snail into a race and removed its shell thinking it would make it faster... Unfortunately, it only made it more sluggish.
- I removed the shell from my racing snail. I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it's more sluggish.
- I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish.
- I wanted to make my racing snail faster.. So I took off its shell. If anything it became a lot more sluggish.
- You'd think a snail would be faster without it's shell, But it's actually more sluggish...
- I used to own a racing snail... It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if anything, it made it more sluggish
- How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
- I took the shell off of my pet snail because I thought it would make him move faster ...if anything, it made him more sluggish
- I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he'd be faster.. He's actually more sluggish now.
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Sluggish One Liners
Which sluggish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sluggish? I can suggest the ones about slowed and slippery.
- Never remove the shells from racing snails it makes them sluggish
- You'd think a snail would be faster without it's shell It's actually more sluggish
- My pet snail lost his shell. He's looking a bit sluggish.
- Why do celestial bodies row so sluggishly? Because of the meaty oars
- Had dinner at The Snail Inn last night... ...the service was rather sluggish!
- Why did the snail not want to get out of bed? He was feeling sluggish
- I'm feeling sluggish No one pour salt on me.
Giggle-Inducing Sluggish Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about sluggish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sloth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sluggish pranks.
Snail Racing
My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish
I bought myself a snail to race other snails..
I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster.
If anything it just made it more sluggish
I removed the shell from my pet snail...
because I thought it would move around quicker. Now it's just really sluggish
Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day?
There's a nap for that!
I took the shell off my racing snail...
... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish.
Racing snail.
My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish.
I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster.
But it just made it more sluggish.
I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up.
If anything it made it more sluggish.
I had a racing snail...
To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish
I thought removing a snail's shell would make it faster...
Turns out, it only makes it more sluggish.
I took the shell off my racing snail, hoping it would make him faster.
But, unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish.
Today I decided to take the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him move faster...
If anything he seems more sluggish!
I thought my snail's shell was weighing him down,
but after I removed it he appeared even more sluggish.
Took The Shell Off Of My Racing Snail,
I Thought He Would Go Faster But It Only Made Him 'Sluggish'.
A guy wanted to speed up his snail - so he took it's shell off.
if anything, he made it more sluggish.
I used to have a a racing snail that kept losing.
I decided to remove its shell to try and speed it up, if anything it made it more sluggish.
I wanted to help my pet snail.
He was really slow like, so one day I took off his shell, thought it'd make him more streamlined. Turns out it didn't. It made him more sluggish.
I took my pet snail's shell off to see if he could go faster.
But now he's just more sluggish.
I removed my snail's shell because I thought it would make him faster
It seems it only made him more sluggish.
I removed the shell from my racing snail to help him go faster
If anything , it made him more sluggish
A snail thought taking off his shell would make him faster...
But it just made him more *sluggish*
I bought a racing snail
I bought a racing snail but it kept losing. In desperation I removed it's shell, thinking it would be lighter and faster.
It didn't work, it became more sluggish.
I decided to remove my racing snail's shell to make him go faster.
But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.
The other day I was organising snail races
They were moving really slow. Then I thought if I remove their shells then they would go faster, but if anything they were more sluggish
You would think that a snail without a shell would move a bit faster...
But it's actually more sluggish.
I removed the shell from a snail to see if it would make him move any faster.
It didn't work. If anything, now he's even more sluggish.
If you think snails would be faster without the shell, you're wrong...
They would just be more sluggish.
\- cr
My racing snail was too slow, so I tried removing his shell to speed him up
It made him even more sluggish
Did you hear about the snail who removed his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but he just felt more sluggish.
