Slug Jokes

Funniest Slug Short Jokes

Short slug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slug humour may include short stalk jokes also.

1. Why do slugs carry pepper spray when they go out late at night? To protect themselves from a salt
2. What's the difference between a slug and a gamer? A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.
3. Why did god give Women legs? So they didn't leave slug trails.
   My father told me that when I was 8 years old.
4. Imagine you're a slug of metal rolling down a conveyor belt. A massive die drops on you and you're stamped into a shiny, perfect coin... Are you moved and impressed?
5. Two snails are on the beach. When they encounter a slug.
   "Quick! Turn around! We're on a nudist beach!" says one snail to the other
6. Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
   A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
7. What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
   I ll get you next slime.
8. a French man is carrying snails across a border to trade. A foreign native did not understand what he was buying and asked: "Are these pet slugs?"
   "no. Escargo."
9. BREAKING NEWS: Snails in Puerto Rico losing their homes just as badly as the people. But with limited relief resources, they will have to slug it out for awhile.
10. Man discovered a new dinosaur, part raptor, part slug, part crab, they asked what he would name it howthefuckshouldino was then added to the history books.

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Slug One Liners

Which slug one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slug? I can suggest the ones about wolf and tails.

1. What do you do if you see two snails fighting Nothing, just let them slug it out
2. I'm currently studying snails and slugs. It's safe to say I'm a slow learner.
3. How do snails fight? They slug it out
4. What do you call a slow bullet? A Slug.
5. Why did the slug die after being mugged? He was a-salted.
6. What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug
7. TIL there more slugs in the world than snails because slugs... ...don't wear protection.
8. I killed a slug last night... Got arrested for assault.
9. How do you show a slug who's boss? Assault him.
10. What do you get when you cross Eminem with a slug? Slime Shady.
11. Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?
12. What do you call a Muslim slug? A snail...
13. Why do slugs die when you beat them in video games? They get salty
14. What do you call an image of a slug who committed a crime? A slugshot.
15. What did the slug say to the snail Big issue sir?

Snail And Slug Jokes

Here is a list of funny snail and slug jokes and even better snail and slug puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the best weapon against a hoard of giant zombie slugs and snails?
• What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?
• What do you do when two snails have a fight?
  Leave them to slug it out.
• I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs
• A snail and a slug got in a c**....
  When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened.
  He replied: "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Howlingly Hilarious Slug Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

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