Slower Jokes

45 slower jokes and hilarious slower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A humorous article about the differences between jokes that are faster than a speeding bullet and those that are slower than a turtle. Learn the importance of taking your time to find the perfect punchline and why accelerating your joke delivery too quickly can backfire. Don't let humor slip through your radar; read this article and take your jokes to a higher level!

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Funniest Slower Short Jokes

Short slower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slower humour may include short slow people jokes also.

  1. Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis
    (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
  2. The speed of sound is much slower than the speed of light. This is why some people seem bright before you hear them talk.
  3. Studies have shown that married men live longer than single men... So if you want a longer life, and a slower death, just get married.
  4. If my Sky Internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal.
  5. Ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot…? …And everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
  6. As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower.
  7. Your momma is so fat.... Every time you walk around her your watch is three seconds slower.
  8. Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen
    Who's slower?
    Christopher Crawlen
  9. I heard wired connections are faster... So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need a another java update?
  10. Sound is slower than light... That's why some people appear to be smart before they open their mouth

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Slower One Liners

Which slower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slower? I can suggest the ones about slowest and slowing.

  1. What country is slower than Iran? Iwalk.
  2. Why do Irish websites load slower than the others? ...
    Because their domain name is .ie
  3. what's 5 times slower than a blue van? a blue van with stilts
  4. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
  5. There is nothing stronger than love... Except Rayleigh, Rayleigh is slower but stronger
  6. Why do photons travels slower through water? They having a float-on. it very good
  7. Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones
  8. Why is Simba slower that his dad? Because his papa mufasa.
  9. I usually have s**... in the freezer. My daughter seems to decompose slower in there.

Any Slower Jokes

Here is a list of funny any slower jokes and even better any slower puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull.
  • What did the Tomatodad say to the Tomatoson when he was slower than him when crossing the road? "Son, you're like dogshit, always in the middle of the road.
  • Yo Momma's so fat... she moves slower than her metabolism.
    (Just an insult that popped into my head a while ago)
  • Valve time slower than thought Researchers have calculated that it takes longer than expected for radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years to pass through valves. Reason unknown.
  • Never hypothetically ask yourself if the person in front of you can go any slower, because the answer is yes.
  • Politics is like driving No matter which lane you're in, anyone moving faster than you is a maniac and anyone going slower is a m**....
  • Why do s**... offenders never get speeding tickets? Because they always drive slower in school zones
  • What's the difference between an idiot and a m**...? An idiot is someone who drives faster than you... a m**... is someone who drives slower.
  • The difference between a Lover,a h**... and a Wife? During s**..., h**... scream faster, faster! Lover screams slower, slower!
    A wife looks at the ceiling and says BLUE! I'll paint the ceiling blue.
  • s**... with me is like a ferris wheel: Slower Than You Hoped, Full Of Clunky Stops And A Carny Watches To Make Sure You Don't Get Off.

Slower Than Jokes

Here is a list of funny slower than jokes and even better slower than puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My boyfriend wanted a t**... with Dwayne Johnson. It was fun, but I wish we had gone a little slower with it, because I found myself between a Rock and a hard place pretty quickly.
Slower joke, My boyfriend wanted a t**... with Dwayne Johnson.

Slower joke, My boyfriend wanted a t**... with Dwayne Johnson.

Comical Slower Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about slower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slower pranks.

A guy takes a girl back to his parents house to have s**......

The only problem is, he shares a bunk-bed with his younger brother. Reluctantly, they decide to proceed -- but he gives her the code words "lettuce" for faster, and "tomato" for slower.
As the two get into it, the boy hears "lettuce! tomato! lettuce! tomato!" coming from the top bunk. He yells out, "Guys! Stop making sandwiches, the mayo is getting all over me!"

The president is walking down a narrow hallway

Mitch McConnell was walking down the hallway in the same direction but, being half-tortoise, was moving far slower.
Trump pushes past him, shouting, "Get outta my way!"
McConnell says, "Pardon me, Mr. President."
Trump stops and turns around. "I didn't know you worked on my campaign. What did they get you for?"

A fancy sports car gets pulled over by a cop

-You've exceeded the speed limit by driving 75 mph!
-Officer, here, take these 300 bucks and buy yourself a decent radar. I never drive slower than 100 mph!

Slower joke, Valve time slower than thought