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9 slow motion jokes and hilarious slow motion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slow motion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


The Funniest Slow Motion Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good slow motion joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I did a self defense course

I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion

So a scientist creates a robot

And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."

I recently completed a self defence course

I tell you what, the next person who attacks me in slow motion has a thing or two coming.

While cooking dinner this happened.

I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh

Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?

A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.
With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:
"Sean Bean is over there! "
Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)

What do you call a yellow snake with three legs that crawls up a tree in slow motion?

I just managed to come up with the premis

4th law of newton

A loose motion can't be done in slow motion

I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion.

It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk.
Finally, a relevant dad joke.

A cauliflower is a plant e**... in extremely slow motion.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about slow motion can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of slow motion puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these slow motion jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.