Slow Motion Jokes

I did a self defense course

I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion

So a scientist creates a robot

And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."

What's a snail's favorite activity on the first day of spring? Slow-motion gardening!

I recently completed a self defence course

I tell you what, the next person who attacks me in slow motion has a thing or two coming.

While cooking dinner this happened.

I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh

Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?

A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.
With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:
"Sean Bean is over there! "
Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)

What do you call a yellow snake with three legs that crawls up a tree in slow motion?

I just managed to come up with the premis

4th law of newton

A loose motion can't be done in slow motion

I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion.

It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk.
Finally, a relevant dad joke.