Slow And Steady Jokes
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Slow And Steady Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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My aunt always said the slow and steady win the race
She died in a fire
My grandpa always told me slow and steady wins the race…
He died in the fire.
Slow and Steady Wins the Race.
But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.
Racism is a Race
Slow and steady wins the race.
Tell that to an asian pfft
Slow and steady wins the race
Slow and steady wins the race
But what if it's a running race
Insane asylum
on his short walk from work to home Jared has to pass by a mental institution. Although it is completely blocked off by a brickwall he sometimes hears the patients enjoying their time outside.
One day while passing the asylum Jared heare a slow steady chant from the inmates.
"Four.. four.. four..four..four..four.."
Both suprise and curious Jared starts searching the brick wall for a crack so he can see why they are chanting when by luck he finds a decent sized hole in the wall.
He bends down, closes one eye, leans forward to peer inside, and a finger comes out and pokes him right in his eye!
He falls back in suprise and pain and the inmates start chanting "Five..five..five..five".
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