Slovakian Jokes
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A Texan at the Grand Canyon
I had a Slovakian friend who toured the Grand Canyon on his American holiday in a group with a Texan in it. They're standing on the precipice watching a sunset over the vast Southwest pastel and neon sky, when the Texan points to the stunning, striated canyon walls below and utters to my friend in a whisper, You know, I could fix that hole.
I went to a Slovakian restaurant.
And after all these years, they still gave me a Czech.
So one time i joined a Slovakian circus...
I got in with the tightrope walkers. The coach had designed this elaborate, rigorous training program. It was a whole system of Czechs and balances.
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Did you hear about the white Slovakian tumblr user?
He had to Czech his privelige.
Paid a gorgeous Slovakian girl to bounce on a trampoline with me
The Czech bounced
I just broke up with my Slovakian girlfriend
She wasn't very good at housework, she is a slow vac.
So a Slovakian man is looking for a job in a restaurant...
So he goes to the manager of the restaurant and asks if he can get a job there.
The manager says "You see, this is a culturally specific restaurant, so we want people of a certain ethnicity. You were pretty close, but you don't meet our requirements."
The man notices the manager is looking a bit cash-strapped and so he winks and quietly says "Well, how much would it take for me to meet these requirements?"
The manager is cautious but says "Cheques only."
The man sighs and says "Aw, so no Slovakians?"
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