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6 slovakia jokes and hilarious slovakia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slovakia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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The Funniest Slovakia Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What is a good slovakia joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Grandpa walks into his grandson watching a football match

Grandpa: who's playing?
Grandson: Czech and Slovakia
Grandpa: against who?

Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?

because they ran out of Czechs

A grandma asks her grandson if he'd like to go shopping with her.

The grandson responds "Not now, Grandma, I'm watching a soccer game!"
"Oh, really? Who's playing?"
"Czechs on Slovakia!"
"Against who?"

Joke from Slovakia

The earlier post reminded me of a joke my brother saw in a newspaper when he lived in Bratislava.
Two guys are sitting on a couch watching television.
Buddy: Hey, do you know how to play the piano?
Guy: I don't know, I've never tried!

How did Slovakia gain independence?

By bouncing a czech.

Whats the capital in Slovakia

Well, S, of course

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