Slovak Jokes
19 slovak jokes and hilarious slovak puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slovak that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious Slovak jokes that poke fun at Hungarians, KonichiHuahua, Lithuanians, and Czechoslovakians. Learn why Slovaks spend so much time cracking jokes and why their comedy is so popular. Get ready to laugh out loud!
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Funniest Slovak Short Jokes
Short slovak jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slovak humour may include short pulp jokes also.
- My mate just hired an Eastern european cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
- A Slovak oligarch, Japanese nationalist, communist and a pirate meet in a parliament... This isn't a joke. It's Czech Republic.
- I had a polish cleaner helping around the house, it took them 4 hours to clean the front room carpet. It turns out she was a slo-vak.
- My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak.
- I hired a new cleaner, she was Eastern European. Not being the quickest at her job, I was going to fire her. I confronted her about her pace and she apologized and informed me she was a Slovak.
- My Eastern European cleaner took 3 hours to hoover my living room. Turns out she's a Slovak
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Slovak One Liners
Which slovak one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slovak? I can suggest the ones about cleaner and hoover.
- Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash.
- A Slovak beats his Czech friend at a game of chess. Czechmate.
- Why couldn't the Slovak man get a good job? He had a Czeched past.
Unearthly Funniest Slovak Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about slovak you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tempura jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slovak pranks.
I have a Slovakian friend who's a sound technician.
Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?
because they ran out of Czechs
What do Slovakians say when they win a game of chess?
"Czech mate"
I went to a Slovakian restaurant.
And after all these years, they still gave me a Czech.
How did Slovakia gain independence?
By bouncing a czech.
My friend just hired an Eastern European cleaner and it took her 15 hours to vacuum the house.
Turns out she was a Slovak.
If this is a repost then sorry, but I heard it today and haven't seen it on here before...
