The Best 14 Slovak Jokes

Following is our collection of Slovak jokes which are very funny. There are some slovak ukrainian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these slovak cro puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house.

Turns out she was a Slovak.

A Slovak oligarch, Japanese nationalist, communist and a pirate meet in a parliament...

This isn't a joke. It's Czech Republic.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?

because they ran out of Czechs

What do Slovakians say when they win a game of chess?

"Czech mate"


I had a polish cleaner helping around the house, it took them 4 hours to clean the front room carpet.

It turns out she was a slo-vak.

A Slovak beats his Czech friend at a game of chess.

Czechmate.

I went to a Slovakian restaurant.

And after all these years, they still gave me a Czech.

My new girl friend.

Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak.

How did Slovakia gain independence?

By bouncing a czech.

I hired a new cleaner, she was Eastern European.

Not being the quickest at her job, I was going to fire her. I confronted her about her pace and she apologized and informed me she was a Slovak.

Top Slovak Puns and Funny Jokes

You can explore slovak czechoslovakian reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean slovak belgian dad jokes. There are also slovak puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My Eastern European cleaner took 3 hours to hoover my living room.

Turns out she's a Slovak

My friend just hired an Eastern European cleaner and it took her 15 hours to vacuum the house.

Turns out she was a Slovak.

If this is a repost then sorry, but I heard it today and haven't seen it on here before...

Why couldn't the Slovak man get a good job?

He had a Czeched past.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the slovak isra jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working slovak croat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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