Sloth Jokes

Funniest Sloth Short Jokes

Short sloth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sloth humour may include short sluggish jokes also.

1. After making love to my wife last night, she told me I had a body built for sin 12 hours later, I still can't figure out if she meant Gluttony or Sloth
2. I'm just okay during Pride Month. But just wait until Sloth Month. Or Gluttony Month. That's my time to shine.
3. So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said,
   It. all. happened. so. fast.
4. Why are sloths so fascinating? You'll almost always find one InTreeResting.
   .....I'll just see myself out.
5. A sloth walks into a bar The bartender says you better order soon. Last call is in 3 hours
6. Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open? Because when it comes to energy they're conservative.
7. What do you get if you crossbreed a banana slug with a sloth? a nobel prize in medicine
   - dad
8. A sloth walks into a bar and says I'll have... a coke.
   The Bartender says
   Hey, why the long paws?
9. What did God tell the sloth upon its creation? You're pretty slow so here, take these claws.
10. A sloth tells his wife, "I'm gonna stop by the neighbors house." "I'll see you in three months."

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Sloth One Liners

Which sloth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sloth? I can suggest the ones about snail and laziness.

1. What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!
2. My daughter made this tonight: What's the favourite song of sloths? Don't Hurry, Be Happy
3. What do sloths and depressed people have in common? Both hang from the tree
4. Why do we not eat sloths in the US? Because it's not a fast food
5. They say fast food is bad for you... so I ate a sloth.
6. How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top.
7. What is the name of Jay-Z's pet sloth? Lay-Z
8. Who's a sloth's favorite rapper? Lay-Z
9. They say I have a body built for Sin That sin being Sloth.
10. I watched a gif of a sloth for 5 minutes yesterday Until I realized it was just an image
11. Why is the sloth trying to cross the road? Becau- *SPLAT*
12. What did the sloth wear to the swimming pool? His speedo
13. How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope.
14. I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch... It Was Very Time Consuming!
15. Q: What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band? Slow Patrol

Uproarious Sloth Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about sloth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slow people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sloth pranks.