Slot Jokes
45 slot jokes and hilarious slot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Slot Short Jokes
Short slot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slot humour may include short roulette jokes also.
- My coworker just found out she won't be able to attend next week's Innuendo Conference… I guess I'll have to fill her slot instead.
- 10% of european babies are conceived on an IKEA bed. So, be sure to follow the instructions.
Put Peg A into Slot B, and then screw until the nuts tighten. - Doctor: Ok let's start with the good news Doctor: Your son will always find an available parking slot.
- Prostitutes and slot machines are sorta alike... They're fun to play with until they take all of your money
- Innuendo My girlfriend couldn't go to the annual innuendo congress, so I had to fill her slot.
- My friends asked me, "Why did i book my slot for exam on 14th Feb" I replied "That's the only date, I got"
- I tried to stuff a football into the coin slot on the vending machine... It just gave me my quarterback.
- Marriage is a lot like playing the slots... At first, you hit the jackpot, but the more money you pour into it, the more you wish you had quit while you were still ahead.
- My friend applied at the last minute for a residency in pediatric gynecology. I thought "Who is he kidding? Those slots are already filled."
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Slot One Liners
Which slot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slot? I can suggest the ones about spin and slug.
- What is an Italian's favorite casino game? Penne slots.
- What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction? Slot shaming.
- I crossed a slot machine with a hyena... when it took my money it just laughed at me.
- Why are slot machines bad luck? Because you can't gamble with your life in Las Vegas.
- Why couldn't Robert Plant play the 25 cent slot machine? No quarter
- I love Spanish shelves that have a one-slot bracket They're riel simple
- In which slot of a vending machine can you find a non-cancerous tumor? B9.
- I wanted to be a s**... casino for Halloween.. ..but I was afraid I'd be slot-shamed.
- What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-c**...!
Howlingly Hilarious Slot Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about slot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean panel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slot pranks.
A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day.
A gang of snails approach him and beat him up. Herman is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station. Herman walks into the Sergeant's office.
"What happened to you? the officer asks.
"A gang of snails beat me up," Herman replied.
"Can you describe what they looked like?"
"I don't know," the sloth says. "It all happened so fast."
So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles...
When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said,
It. all. happened. so. fast.
How did the sloth become President of the tree?
He slept his way to the top.
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A s**... bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines....
....he hit the jackpot, and now he's all over the place.
A man sees his wife taking a......
cucumber from the fridge. Being the gentleman that he is he offers to slice it up for her. She turns to him with a look of disgust on her face and says, 'what do you think I am, a slot machine?'
A Mothers Secret
A mom was teaching her 4 year old son to zip up his jacket.
The secret, she explained, is getting the little straight piece all the way into the little slot before you pull up the zipper.
Her son looked up at her and said, Mom, why does that have to be a secret?
How does a sloth hang itself?
By trying to jump rope.
What did Sloth say when he found gold?
AU GUYS!!!
iPhone 7 is revolutionary!
•no headphones jack
•no wireless charging
•no curved screen
•no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
•no VR headset support
•no 360 camera support
•no expansion storage slot
It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!
Gambling in Vegas
My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $20,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche.
I thought "nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $30,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle.
A Greyhound bus.
A sloth goes to a bar to get drunk.
After a long time and a lot of drinks the bartender asks the sloth why he is there.
The sloth replies, "I'm depressed, my wife is leaving me. I bet she's already halfway through the kitchen."
Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open?
Because when it comes to energy they're conservative.
A man driving to the store finds no place to park...
He sees an empty parking spot and eagerly drives his car into the slot, paying no attention to the "Customer Only" sign. When he comes back, his car has disappeared. He storms into the bank, where he demands to know where his car went. The banker looks straight into his eyes and whispers "I towed you so."
Why are sloths so fascinating?
You'll almost always find one InTreeResting.
.....I'll just see myself out.
A sloth walks into a bar
When he gets to the counter, he tells the bartender, "I'll take..................... a club soda."
The bartender says, "Whats with the long paws?"
What did the sloth wear to the swimming pool?
His speedo
A sloth tells his wife, "I'm gonna stop by the neighbors house."
"I'll see you in three months."
I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch...
It Was Very Time Consuming!
Why is the sloth trying to cross the road?
Becau- *SPLAT*
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You let a sloth give you gonnorhea?!
*slow clap*
A sloth walks into a bar
Well actually, I got ahead of myself, it's still walking there...
This is taking longer than I expected...
Never mind, I'll finish the joke when the sloth finally gets here.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
Both hang from the tree
Slots
A woman is on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It's her first time in a casino, so she asks a casino employee, "How does this work?" The worker shows her how to insert a bill, how to hit the spin button, and to operate the machine's release handle. "And where does the money come out?" the woman asks.
The casino employee smiles, motions to the far wall, and says, "Usually at the ATM."
A sloth walks into a bar
The bartender says you better order soon. Last call is in 3 hours
Why do we not eat sloths in the US?
Because it's not a fast food
