Sloppy Seconds Jokes
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A r**... looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, "how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"
"not bad," replies Juan,"after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"
My girlfriend was unhappy that I referred to her as sloppy seconds
but she was even more unhappy with Lady Leftovers
When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant.
You get a sloppy Joe.
Welder joke
A welder sees an ad for help and a metals shop. $18-$25 per hour. He goes in and asks about the job. They give him some metal to weld and tells him to bring it back when he's done. The welder brings back two welds. The first one is beautiful. Pristine beads, straight as an arrow. The shop owner complements him on such fine work. The second weld is sloppy and unappealing. The shop owner asks "what's up with the difference in welds?" The welder says, "the first one is $25 an hour and the second one is $18".
Three sisters have dates all on the same night...
At the end of the night, after they all come home, they get together to talk about how it went.
The first sister says "the guy that took me out was a trumpet player. He kissed me at the end of our date, but was really uptight.
The second sister says "Well my date was a tuba player. When he kissed me, it was all loose and sloppy"
They both turn to the third sister and ask how her date was, to which she replied, "My date was a french horn player. The kissing was alright, I suppose, but I really loved the way he held me!"
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