The Best 3 Sloppy Seconds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sloppy Seconds jokes. There are some sloppy seconds jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sloppy seconds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sloppy Seconds Jokes and Puns

A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, "how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"

"not bad," replies Juan,"after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"

My girlfriend was unhappy that I referred to her as sloppy seconds

but she was even more unhappy with Lady Leftovers

When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant.

You get a sloppy Joe.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sloppy seconds jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sloppy seconds piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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