Slopes Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Slopes puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Slopes

[NSFW] Three guys go to a ski lodge. There aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed for the night.

In the morning, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "Last night I had the wildest, most vivid dream that I was getting a handjob!"


The guy on the left wakes up and says, "That's incredible. I had the excact same dream!"


The guy in the middle wakes up last and says, "Boy, I'm really excited to hit the slopes. Last night I had the most realistic dream that I was skiing!"

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?


My most prized possession is a genuine traditional coffee pot hand crafted in an artisanal workshop on the slopes of a Mexican volcano.

It's a proper Popocatepetl kettle.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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