The Best 25 Slope Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Slope jokes. There are some slope gradient jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these slope latitude puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Slope Jokes and Puns

I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction

Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope.

Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

Slope joke, What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

What do you get when you graph mud versus traction?

a slippery slope

Don't have shower sex

It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things


Did you hear about the two snakes thrown out of the mulled wine bar at the top of the ski-resort?

It was a slippery slope from there....

You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining

Its a slippery slope

Slope joke, You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining

I recently got very addicted to skiing

My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope

Hey girl, are you a derivative?

Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves

I'm so tilted

My slope is undefined

You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco.

It's a slippery slope.

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Why don't blondes water ski?

They can't find a lake with a slope

What's the slope of a sun bathing woman at the beach?

The tan line

There was a question on my math test that asked whether the slope of a line was positive or negative...

I said yes

What's the difference between a hill and three legged dog?

One's a slope up, and the other is a slow pup

Two cows standing on a slope

There's two cows standing on a slope. Which cows reaches the bottom first?

The one with the smaller mu.

Slope joke, Two cows standing on a slope

The thing about vasectomies...

they're a snippery slope.

I went on a water slide once and now I'm addicted

It's a slippery slope

My Vietnamese coworker slipped and fell in a puddle of oil.

I was going to make a racist joke about it but decided against it, because that's a slippery slope.


3 guys were in an apartment and had to share the same bed for the night.

The next morning the guys decided to share their dreams they had the night before.

The guy sleeping on the left said, I had a dream that I received the most amazing handjob!

The guy sleeping on the right said, No way! I also had the best handjob in my dream!

The guy sleeping in the middle said, Wow you guys are lucky, my dream wasn't as relaxing. I dreamt that I had to ski up a very steep slope.

Would you rather ski down a hill in the French Alps...

...or run down a slope in your car?

A 911 operator gets a call.

The caller says, "Help! I was out hunting with my friend, and he slipped and fell down a slope and hit a rock and I think he's dead!"

"Calm down. The first thing you need to do is make sure that he's actually dead."

The operator hears a shot, and then the caller says, "Okay, now what?"

Have you heard of the artist that only paints using lines with incredibly small slope?

His work is a little derivative.

Did you hear about the blonde who didn't learn to water ski?

She couldn't find a lake with a slope

I have a confession. Lately I've been greasing up all the wheelchair ramps around town.

I've tried so hard to stop, but once you start it's a really slippery slope...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the slope muscat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working slope oak piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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