Slope Jokes

Funniest Slope Short Jokes

Short slope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slope humour may include short ledge jokes also.

1. I have a confession. Lately I've been greasing up all the wheelchair ramps around town. I've tried so hard to stop, but once you start it's a really slippery slope...
2. Three kittens are on a sloping roof... Which one slide down the slowest?
   The one with the highest μ
3. Did you hear about the blonde who didn't learn to water ski? She couldn't find a lake with a slope
4. My Vietnamese coworker slipped and fell in a puddle of oil. I was going to make a racist joke about it but decided against it, because that's a slippery slope.
5. I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope.
6. Two cows standing on a slope There's two cows standing on a slope. Which cows reaches the bottom first?
   The one with the smaller mu.
7. Would you rather ski down a hill in the French Alps... ...or run down a slope in your car?
8. Have you heard of the artist that only paints using lines with incredibly small slope? His work is a little derivative.
9. What's the difference between a hill and three legged dog? One's a slope up, and the other is a slow pup
10. What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope.

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Slope One Liners

Which slope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slope? I can suggest the ones about hill and linear.

1. Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves
2. Why don't blondes water ski? They can't find a lake with a slope
3. Don't get into skiing It's a slippery slope
4. I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope
5. I went on a water slide once and now I'm addicted It's a slippery slope
6. I'm so tilted My slope is undefined
7. You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco. It's a slippery slope.
8. What do you get when you graph mud versus traction? a slippery slope
9. The thing about vasectomies... they're a snippery slope.
10. What's the slope of a sun bathing woman at the beach? The tan line
11. What graph has an average mathematician's favorite type of slope? secant
12. Never get killed by an Avalanche... It's a real slippery slope
13. What do you call a greased up Vietnamese man? A slippery slope
14. What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope.
15. Don't have shower s**... It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things

Slippery Slope Jokes

Here is a list of funny slippery slope jokes and even better slippery slope puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the two snakes thrown out of the mulled wine bar at the top of the ski-resort? It was a slippery slope from there....
• What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy

Amusing & Witty Slope Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about slope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slope pranks.