Slope Jokes
42 slope jokes and hilarious slope puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Love puns? Check out our hilarious collection of funniest slope jokes out there! From puns about slippery slopes and ski slopes to slope intercepts and tangents all the way to hilarious uphill jokes, these jokes will have you rolling. Try these out today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboard!
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Funniest Slope Short Jokes
Short slope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slope humour may include short leaning jokes also.
- I have a confession. Lately I've been greasing up all the wheelchair ramps around town. I've tried so hard to stop, but once you start it's a really slippery slope...
- Three kittens are on a sloping roof... Which one slide down the slowest?
The one with the highest μ - Did you hear about the blonde who didn't learn to water ski? She couldn't find a lake with a slope
- My Vietnamese coworker slipped and fell in a puddle of oil. I was going to make a racist joke about it but decided against it, because that's a slippery slope.
- I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope.
- Two cows standing on a slope There's two cows standing on a slope. Which cows reaches the bottom first?
The one with the smaller mu. - Two kittens are sitting on a sloped tin roof and start to slide down at the same time. Which kitten falls off the roof first? The one with the smaller μ (pronounced mew).
- Would you rather ski down a hill in the French Alps... ...or run down a slope in your car?
- You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope
- Have you heard of the artist that only paints using lines with incredibly small slope? His work is a little derivative.
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Slope One Liners
Which slope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slope? I can suggest the ones about street and ledge.
- Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves
- Why don't blondes water ski? They can't find a lake with a slope
- Don't get into skiing It's a slippery slope
- I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope
- I went on a water slide once and now I'm addicted It's a slippery slope
- I'm so tilted My slope is undefined
- You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco. It's a slippery slope.
- What do you get when you graph mud versus traction? a slippery slope
- The thing about vasectomies... they're a snippery slope.
- What's the slope of a sun bathing woman at the beach? The tan line
- What graph has an average mathematician's favorite type of slope? secant
- Never get killed by an Avalanche... It's a real slippery slope
- What do you call a greased up Vietnamese man? A slippery slope
- What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope.
- Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women? It can be a slippery slope.
Slippery Slope Jokes
Here is a list of funny slippery slope jokes and even better slippery slope puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope.
- Did you hear about the two snakes thrown out of the mulled wine bar at the top of the ski-resort? It was a slippery slope from there....
- What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy
- Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope.
- Don't have shower s**... It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things
Amusing & Witty Slope Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about slope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slope pranks.
Computer Programmer and Mechanic Driving
A computer programmer and a mechanic were driving down a steep mountain slope. The brakes stop working. The car careens out of control and scrapes the guard rails. They make it safely to the bottom of the mountain and pull over. After recovering, the mechanic says, "The brakes must have gone out." The programmer says, "Lets turn the car off, back on, drive it up the mountain and see if it is repeatable."
Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me
What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*
What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.
3 guys were in an apartment and had to share the same bed for the night.
The next morning the guys decided to share their dreams they had the night before.
The guy sleeping on the left said, I had a dream that I received the most amazing h**...!
The guy sleeping on the right said, No way! I also had the best h**... in my dream!
The guy sleeping in the middle said, Wow you guys are lucky, my dream wasn't as relaxing. I dreamt that I had to ski up a very steep slope.
A 911 operator gets a call.
The caller says, "Help! I was out hunting with my friend, and he slipped and fell down a slope and hit a rock and I think he's dead!"
"Calm down. The first thing you need to do is make sure that he's actually dead."
The operator hears a shot, and then the caller says, "Okay, now what?"
What's the difference between a hill and three legged dog?
One's a slope up, and the other is a slow pup
