Laughable Slogan Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land
The slogan is "All the girls love a Dickens Cider"
I want to open a pizza restaurant
and call it OP Pizza. So our slogan can be "OP Delivers" or "You down with OPP?"
Victorinox, the makers of Swiss Army knives, recently branched out into the medical supply business after developing a universal tool fit for every hospital ICU.
Their marketing slogan: "For all intensive purposes."
Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?
"Mmmm. Move Over."
What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?
Now is the winter of our discount tents
Slogan idea for a Braille company
Loads of high quality Braille products,
many of which you've never seen before!
What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza?
OP delivers.
Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong.
The Olive Garden
I was asking the waitress at the Olive Garden about their Slogan 'When you are here, you're Family'?
Then I asked her if I could borrow 50 dollars or some power tools that I promised to return with no real expectations of ever returning them.
I bet she talked bad about me after I left, because that's what families do.
German scientists have discovered a new drug, derived from the bacteria *Adolfus hitlerii*, which will be applied to people with ADD.
Its ad campaign will carry the slogan "It helps Jew concentrate"
I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer .
I was fascinated by the slogan : " use it today, smell it tomorrow"
Slogan for a s**... Bank Advertisement
"You squeeze it, we freeze it!"
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An ambitious Chinese man named Hoo Ming wanted to run for president. He understood the problems that Americans faced every day and so he wanted to show everyone he planned to solve it by making it his slogan...
Hoo Cares!
New Subway slogan idea from Jared
12 is the new 18
Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan?
Make America's Weight A Gain.
Apple is advertising the new iPhone as "The most powerful four inches ever."
I can't believe they stole my slogan.
I've always wanted to own a f**... home....
With the slogan, "We love it when business is dead."
What was Adolf h**...'s campaign slogan?
*"Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!"*
Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters.
"Orange Is The New Black."
"Don't let your inner child die!"
could be a slogan for an anti abortion campaign.
I went to an Anti- Abortion rally...
Their slogan was "our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"
My local feminist charity is hiring. I found their recruitment slogan to be a bit counterintuitive...
"Girl power needs manpower."
Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan
'We need to build a wah'
California's new slogan is...
"When they go low, we get high"
The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....?
Now.. is the winter of our discount tents.
Q. What is Tampons new slogan?
A. We may not be #1 but we're up there!
The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan...
Black Fridays Matter.
What is the worst possible slogan for someone running for president in Germany?
Make Germany great again
Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut?
"NASA: The Sky's The Limit"
What was Hitlers campaign slogan?
Gotta catch them all...
So I was reading licence plates...
The first car was from Minnesota, had 6 numbers, and at the bottom said "10,000 Lakes". I thought to myself "They must put the State Slogan there." The next car was from Arkansas, had 6 numbers, and at the bottom, it read "Disabled"
Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"?
Because they can't spell "mediocre".
Shoot the kids, hang the parents, frame grandpa...
I tried to tell Rob the slogan for his new photography business needed fixing but he wasn't having any of it.
The euthanasia clinic finally found a slogan
Kill them with kindness
I told my dad the s**... club had the best steaks in town. He told me what their slogan should be.
You can't beat the meat here.
If Karl Marx made a contraceptive company
Would it's slogan be seize the means of reproduction?
The slogan of a televangelist
"God will grant you all the money I need"
A good slogan for a brothel would be....
The customer always comes first.
The GOP announced a new slogan today...
We're not just morally bankrupt, *we're Roy Mooreally bankrupt! *
I just saw a "Breaking News" link from Fox News come across my Facebook feed
Fully thought it was their new slogan
My dad recently joined a support group for people with erectile dysfunction...
Their slogan is: "If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em.
I get that the #me too movement is supposed to be empowering...
But they could've picked a better slogan than PoundMeToo
A company makes their painkillers into candy...
Their new slogan is: "We take the pain out of painkillers!"
A group of cannibals started a potluck....
Their slogan is "Bring a friend."
What is the slogan for Burger King in Israel?
Have it Yahweh
I saw biggish girl at the pub last night,
Her t shirt said "watch out I'm a man eater!"
I went up to her and said " excuse me, love ... About your t shirt slogan."
She interrupted me and angrily snapped " oh let me guess: you want to know how many man I've eaten? Well, you know what, I can't help my size."
I said "Actually, no, I wasn't going to say that at all. "
She looks happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you what to say then?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."
Abandoned slogan: Become an o**... donor...
...What have you got to lose?
A group of chronic masturbators have recently started an organization to protect women from domestic violence.
Their slogan is "We only beat ourselves."
"Don't kid yourself"
...would be a great slogan for a c**... company...
The Catholic church wants more people interested in priesthood.
They have got a lot of bad publicity lately so they just released a new campaign. They are offering scholarships for 100 lucky boys that can attend private school to become a priest for free.
Their slogan: "Find the priest inside of you."
Thought of a great slogan for a construction company..
We screw, we nut, we bolt.
d**...'s Sporting Goods came out against circumcision this past weekend
Changing their official slogan to d**... Sporting Hoods.
Edit* grammar
If the Mexican Drug Cartel had a slogan
It would be "Putting the 'Juan' in 'Marijuana'"
I want to start a line of camouflage condoms
The slogan will be * You'll never see them coming! *
Four insurance companies are in competition.
One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The Second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the w**... to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the s**... to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the e**... to the resurrection."
Whitehouse has a new slogan to encourage everyone to get back to work, school and boost the economy...
**!!No Lives Matter!!**
A woman had three daughters getting married the same day. Naturally she was worried about their s**... life. It was agreed that they would send a discrete message.
Two weeks after the triple wedding the first message arrives. An ad for Maxwell House with the slogan "Good till the last drop." She's happy for her girl.
A month passes and a second message arrives with a Marlboro ad. "Marlboro: Extra long, extra strong." She's a little embarrassed, but happy.
Three months pass. She's really worried about her youngest when finally a message arrives. It's addressed in shaky handwriting and contains an ad for British Airways. "London to Paris: Seven days a week, three times a day, both ways."
She fainted.
My neighbor grew tired of being a taxidermist after 15 years, and went to veterinarian school.
His new business never got off the ground so he decided to operate both his taxidermy and vet business together to save money. His new slogan was: "No Matter What Happens - You Get Your Cat Back."
If Kanye West is running ...
I think Vanilla Ice should run for president at some point as well. He'd have a solid campaign slogan "If there was a problem, I'll solve it" and he'd make everyone collaborate and listen.
What is the slogan of OJ's new limo service?
We'll get you to the airport with time to kill.
Missouri's new travel slogan.
Missouri Loves Company
I'm planning on starting a s**... club....
... in Poland. It will be called Pole Land.
I will hire people from ex law enforcement as strippers.
The slogan for the club will be: "Welcome to Pole Land, in Poland: Where Polish police polish your pole".
The slogan did pretty well in market research polls.
Canada's immigration centre has a new slogan
You'll be sorry
You've heard of click it or ticket , a slogan telling drivers to use a seatbelt or they will get fined...
Now get ready for the new slogan of 2020: Mask it or Casket !
Foundation repair company with slogan
Crack w**...... "We fill any crack"
If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be?
Racks on, racks off.
Two men walk past a slogan in the Soviet Union
The slogan reads: "We shall liberate the people of the world from the chains of capitalism!". One of the men tells the other: "This is actually true. Remember the gold chain I had?"
A guy opens up a bakery specializing in pies.
He calls it Fool's Gold Bakery. The slogan is We do Pyrite.
Back in the day Oklahoma use to have a slogan Oklahoma is OK! , you know why it was just OK?
Because they couldn't spell mediocre.
