The Best 3 Slither Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Slither jokes. There are some slither jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these slither puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Slither Jokes and Puns

The tiny door to the magic castle was barely big enough to crawl through. It was carved with a half-lion, half-eagle, and guarded by a fearsome raven that would only allow you to pass if you breathed on its foot...

So basically you had to huff n puff on the raven claw then slither in the griffon door.

The animals in the zoo are bored.

The snake says "I know, we can play billiards" The elephant scoffs "How. we don't have a table?" The snake explains they can do tricks, and the other animals judge them as to how many balls they have sunk. So each animal does their best and the snake is winning, showing off he says to the elephant "Bet i can slither through your guts and out your ass" With that he shoots up the elephant's trunk. The elephant quickly jams his trunk up his own ass and says "Ha!.. You're snookered."

Why did Hermoine's underpants have a Griffin-door?

So that Ron's snake could slither in.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the slither jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working slither piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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