Slit Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince...

...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.

What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change?

The double slit experiment.

Yo moma is so stupid....

she could observe the particles in the double slit experiment and still get an interference pattern

Mary had a little skirt It was slit right up the sides... And every time she wore that skirt.... The boys could see her thighs.... Mary had another skirt It was slit right up the front....

But she never wore that one.

Why was a physicist unable to do the double slit experiment?

His wife didn't want a threesome.

Schrodinger had a girlfriend but he was afraid to look at her because she might snap into a state where she didn't exist.

And don't even get me started on the double slit.

This cracked me up at work tonight!

Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight?
What's her name?
Reese...
Reese Witherspoon?
No with a knife

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

"Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Richard Feynman had a threesome

double slit experiment

The double slit experiment proved one of the strangest hypotheses in science

College chicks will do anything if you wear a lab coat and act smart.

I tried the double slit experiment at home.

The wife was not impressed.

I want to slit my wrists...

...but I just can't find the nerve.

What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time?

A double slit experiment

What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit?

Boko Halal.

What are the funniest slit jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Slit? Well, here are the best Slit puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Slit pick up lines to share with friends.

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