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Short slips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slips humour may include short slipping jokes also.

  1. I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone.
  2. I slipped and fell on black ice. I thought it was regular ice but when i got up my wallet was gone.
  3. I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse.
  4. About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
    Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
    God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
  5. How many mobsters do you need to push a man off a cliff? None. He slipped and fell by himself.
  6. My wife made a Freudian slip while we were making love. She said, "Yes! Oh yes! Oh my God Sigmund!!"
  7. What's the hardest part about getting twenty one year olds drunk? Slipping the booze into their baby bottles without the parents noticing
  8. Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing.
  9. Two nuts were hanging out in a tree. One slipped and started to fall. The other one said Don't worry man, I'm a cashew
  10. How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

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Slips One Liners

Which slips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slips? I can suggest the ones about slipped and slip and slide.

  1. I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay.
  2. A bald guy slipped in the shower Fell on his head and slipped again.
  3. What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother.
  4. I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it.
  5. What do you call it when a norwegian falls down a canyon? A fjordian slip
  6. How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped.
  7. What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not.
  8. What's a Freudian slip? It's where you say one thing and mean your mother.
  9. Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack.
  10. What undergarment does a psychologist wear? A Freudian Slip
  11. Why was the banana a good prosecutor? She always made the defense slip up on appeal.
  12. Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands. He dropped the base.
  13. What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!
  14. Nobody knew she had a dental implant until it slipped out in conversation.
  15. Why did Rome Fall? Because it slipped on some Greece.

Slips joke, Why did Rome Fall?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about slips can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of slips puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Delightful Fun Slips Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about slips you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean slip and fall jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make slips prank.

What happens to your hair when the barber slips?

It gets cut... ***in half!***

Wife spices things up!

A wife, worrying about the state of her marriage, decides to spice things up in the bedroom by adding some costume play. She buys a s**... supergirl outfit and when her husband is in bed slips it on. She walks out, poses seductively and says "Superpussy". Her husband, not looking up from his crossword says "I'll have the soup thanks".

Bill and Tom are working at the local sawmill.

One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill to the local hospital.
Next day, Tom goes to the hospital and asks after Bill. The nurse says, "Oh he's out in rehab exercising". Tom couldn't believe it, but there's Bill out the back exercising his now reattached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. But a couple of days go by, and then Bill slips and severs his leg on the saw again. So Tom puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill off to hospital. Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies "He's in rehab again, exercising". Sure enough, there's Bill out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. Bill comes back to work in two days, fully recovered.
But, within a couple of days he has another accident and this time severs his head. Tom puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Bill to hospital. Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Bill is. The nurse breaks down crying and says, "He's dead!" Tom is shocked, but not surprised. "I suppose the saw finally did him in?", sighs Tom. "No," says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."

A guy is out hunting...

He sees a bear and shoots at it. He misses, and suddenly slips and falls down the mountainside. His leg is caught in a bear trap, and the bear is coming right towards him. He cries out, "Lord, I know I've done some bad things in my life, but I promise to repent now if you make this bear a Christian!" The bear skids to a halt, drops to his knees, clasps his paws together and says, "O Lord, I thank you for the food I am about to receive!"

G.W.Bush - Dyslexic?

After many speech errors, mispronunciations, apparent Freudian slips, rumors began to swirl that President Bush may be dyslexic. At a press conference the following month, one journalist found the courage to ask "Mr. President, is there any truth the the current rumor that you are, in fact, dyslexic?" To which he emphatically replied, "ON!"

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Two guys were walking their dogs....

Two guys were walking their dogs-one had a German Shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the Shepherd suggested going into a bar for a drink. The other man says, "They're not going to let dogs into the bar." And the first guy says, "No? Watch this." So he puts on some dark glasses, acts like the German Shepherd is a seeing-eye dog, walks into the bar and orders a drink. And no one says anything. So the second guy takes out some dark glasses, slips them on, and walks his Chihuahua into the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry-we don't allow dogs in here." And the man says, "It's okay-it's my seeing-eye dog." The bartender laughs and says, "This Chihuahua is your seeing-eye dog?" And the guy says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"

How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?

I have a disorder which causes me to slay fruity young slits

i mean say freudian slips

How many Freudian slips does it take a narcissist to change a light-bulb?

Just one. He holds the light bulb, and the world revolves around me-**HIM** ... *I said him* ...

Freudian Slips

A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another.
A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother.

My boss is so inappropriate at work

Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

An Irish prayer...

On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his prized glass flask of whiskey to keep warm. Just as he returns it to his back pocket he slips on ice and falls with a crunch. As he lay there assessing his injuries, he feels warm liquid running down his leg.
He closed his eyes and said, "Please Lord, let it be blood."

A Bitter Cold Day

Q: What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day? ...
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

swimming pool wishes

At a swimming pool: Three guys climb a high-dive tower and meet a good fairy who offers to fulfill a wish for each of them. One jumps and says, "Beer!" - and the pool is full of beer. The other one jumps, says, "Money!" and the pool is full of money. The last one starts to jump but slips and, falling, yells, "SHIIIIIIT!!!"

Here is a typical moroccan joke. A bald guy goes to the hamam...

...he slips and slips again.

Ever have one of those days where you're wiping away and the p**... is all wet and slimy so your finger breaks through the toilet roll and your finger just slips inside, like two knuckles deep? I just had a day like that.

Anyway, I'm not allowed to volunteer at *that* child care centre anymore.

I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips

Send dudes

How does a dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slips

Two men are climbing a mountain. One of them slips and falls.

"Oh my god are you alive?!? Can you hear me?!?"
-- "Yes, I'm alive."
"Did you break your legs?"
-- "No, my legs are fine."
"Did you break your arms?
-- "No, they're OK."
"Well, thank goodness, climb back up!"
-- "I can't."
"Why not?"
-- "I'm still falling."

A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.

He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks if he is okay. The server responds, "I'm fine, but it seems my slick icebreaker has turned into a cheesy pickup line."

A salesman walks into a bar and and asks the female bartender what the specials are...

She says it's $5 for a club sandwich and $20 for a bj. Salesman looks at her and and asks her do you give hand jobs? To which she responds Yes that's $15.
Salesman looks and her, slips her a $10 and says that's $5 for the sandwich and another $5 for you to wash your hands before you make it

Freudian Slips

He still hasn't gotten up

A boy gets caught cheating on a test by his substitute teacher

"you are getting a zero".
the kid looks and the sub and says "You do know who I am, don't you"
"no, and I don't care. anyone who I catch cheating gets a zero."
"A zero?" the boy says. "I can't believe you don't know who I am." the boy says with a superior sounding voice
"You can't give ME a zero."
"I'll give you a zero, I don't care who you are. you could be the president's nephew, but you still get zero" the teacher yells.
"so you DON'T know who I AM?" the kid asks again
"no!" the exasperated substitute yells
"good" the kid says, and slips his test into the middle of the stack and walks away.

I hate Freudian slips

As much as the next gay

A guy slips over a banana peel.

Ouch, that hurt.

You guys are familiar with Freudian slips right?

It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

A father and son are walking across a small stream

The boy slips falls. His body gets wedged between two boulders, effectively blocking the flow of water. Father says "Dam son" before quickly helping helping him to his feet and they continue on their way.

Dirty things

Bryan and his grandmother were walking in the rain when suddenly Bryan finds his favorite candy on the ground. He asks his grandmother if he can eat it and she says "don't pick up dirty things you find on the ground".
They continue walking and the grandmother slips and falls in a pool of mud.
The grandmother asks Bryan if she will help her get up and Bryan says "Sorrt grandma you told me to never pick up dirty things I find"

Trandlated a joke, hopefully nobody told it already

Johnny is walking around with his grandma.
He finds candy on the ground, he wants to pick it up, but his grandma tells him:"don't pick up things on the sidewalk."
They continue walking and Johnny finds 1$, but his grandma tells him again:"don't pick up things on the sidewalk."
Then his grandma slips and asks him:"Johnny, help me stand up" Johnny replied:"No, I don't pick up things from the sidewalk."

Freudian slips

A woman walks into her psychiatrist's office and says "Hey Doc, you know how we have been talking about Freudian slips? " "Well, I had the most amazing one last night". I was eating dinner with my wife, and I meant to say "would you please pass the salt dear?". But instead, I said "You g**... b**..., you're ruining my life".

A dumb billionaire walks into a bar and orders a pint. The female bartender notices how attractive he is and slips him her number on a tissue.

" Preposterous! I could get laid for this much!"

An armed masked man bursts into a bank yelling "EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

The patrons and staff, terrified, comply.
He's loading up his sack with cash when his mask slips off. He quickly pulls it back up and sees two guys who may have seen his face. He points his gun at the first.
"Did you see my face?"
"Yes"
BANG, he shoots him.
He then points it at the second guy.
"Did you see my face?"
The second guy points at a woman sitting far off in the reception area.
"No, but my mother in law did!"

For those who don't know what Freudian slips are.

Freudian slips are when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

Three comedians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be, guys?"

The observational comic replies, "Isn't this just typical!" The slapstick comedian slips and bangs his head on the bar. Then the absurdist comedian says, "This joke is well-structured in a formal sense but not particularly funny."

A banana walks into a bar.

Slips on a drunk guy.

My therapist said my Freudian slips make her uncomfortable

Boy, if I had a n**... for every time I've been told that...

A bald man...

a bald man decides to take a shower, he enters the bathroom, slips due to water on the ground, falls on his head, slips again.

Slips joke, A bald man...

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