Slipping On Ice Jokes
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Slipping On Ice Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I slipped on some black ice yesterday.
At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone.
A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.
He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks if he is okay. The server responds, "I'm fine, but it seems my slick icebreaker has turned into a cheesy pickup line."
Be careful of black ice.
I rode my bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone.
An Irish prayer...
On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his prized glass flask of whiskey to keep warm. Just as he returns it to his back pocket he slips on ice and falls with a crunch. As he lay there assessing his injuries, he feels warm liquid running down his leg.
He closed his eyes and said, "Please Lord, let it be blood."
What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time?
A Freudian Slip
I thought of a great ice pun to post,
but then it slipped my mind.
Psychologists go ice-skating
(Read in an old magazine)
So this group of psychologists go for ice-skating. Being novices, all of them failed in their first attempt.
I have never seen so many Freudians slip at a time
My friend Sigmund fell while walking on ice yesterday.
He had a Freudian slip.
It's often when you misjudge the situation and people's feelings and make an inappropriate joke.
I remember one winter my wife slipped on the ice outside and fell over. She came into the house with her mother and she was sat on the couch crying, more through embarrassment than the fact she was hurt (she was fine physically).
After a short time, she stopped crying and my mother-in-law said, "Is everything okay now?"
In an attempt to lighten the mood I jokingly said, "Well, has anyone checked the pavement's okay?"
There was a stony silence as tumbleweed drifted across ...
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do you call a p**... who slips on Ice?
A fallen woman!
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