Slippery Jokes

• Short Slippery Jokes
• Slippery One Liners
• Slippery Slope Jokes
• Slippery When Wet Jokes
• More Slippery Jokes

Funniest Slippery Short Jokes

Short slippery jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slippery humour may include short slipping jokes also.

1. I have a confession. Lately I've been greasing up all the wheelchair ramps around town. I've tried so hard to stop, but once you start it's a really slippery slope...
2. My Vietnamese coworker slipped and fell in a puddle of oil. I was going to make a racist joke about it but decided against it, because that's a slippery slope.
3. I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope.
4. On Blue's Clues, Steve didn't leave to go to college - he was sent to prison. He realized far too late that he shouldn't have brought Slippery Soap with him.
5. You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope
6. What was Bon Jovi buying at the hardware store? Signs that read "slippery when wet."
7. What's dry but slippery? A slipper
8. What do you get when you graph mud versus traction? a slippery slope
9. What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent? A slippery slope.
10. German couple on the Autobahn. He drives, she wakes up after a nap, looks over and asks him:"Why are you going 180kph??" "Because the road looks slippery."

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Slippery One Liners

Which slippery one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slippery? I can suggest the ones about slip and slide and slips.

1. You can't put a price on slippery lemon.
2. What's about a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
3. Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper
4. Whats blue and slippery? A blue slipper
5. I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today. I was floored by the irony.
6. What's long and slippery? A slipper.
7. What is a foot long and slippery? A slipper
8. I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor.
9. Don't get into skiing It's a slippery slope
10. What's the most slippery country? Greece. 😂
    I'll see myself out.
11. I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope
12. I went on a water slide once and now I'm addicted It's a slippery slope
13. What's red and slippery? A slipper.
14. You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco. It's a slippery slope.
15. What are the roads like in Greece? Slippery.

Slippery Slope Jokes

Here is a list of funny slippery slope jokes and even better slippery slope puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the two snakes thrown out of the mulled wine bar at the top of the ski-resort? It was a slippery slope from there....
• Never get killed by an Avalanche... It's a real slippery slope
• What do you call a greased up Vietnamese man? A slippery slope
• What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds? Its a slippery slope.
• What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy
• Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women? It can be a slippery slope.
• Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope.
• Don't have shower s**... It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things

Slippery When Wet Jokes

Here is a list of funny slippery when wet jokes and even better slippery when wet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Do you make grass slippery? Do you make windows wet? Are you a morning person? If so, you may be dew condensation.
• This was written outside a ladies toilet Slippery when wet.
• What's wet, slippery, and really fun? Your mother

Uproarious Slippery Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about slippery you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slip on ice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slippery pranks.