Slippery Jokes

What are some Slippery jokes?

You can't put a price on slippery lemons.

I don't like sex in the shower.

It's slippery, dangerous and one of the worst things about prison.

Whats pink and always slippery?

A pink slipper

Don't have shower sex

It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things

Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today.

I was floored by the irony.

There is a guy who wakes up at 5 am and rides a bicycle until noon every weekend

There is a guy who wakes up at 5 am and rides a bicycle until noon every weekend. He does this no matter what - regardless of rain, snow, or thunder.

One day, however, the conditions are just too bad for him to ride his bike. There is a thick hail, brutal winds, and very slippery ice patches. Finally, after an hour, he decides to go home.

He lies down next to his wife, who is asleep and says: "The weather is terrible outside."

Half awake the wife replies: "And to think that my idiot husband is outside riding his bicycle."

(my 80 y old grandpa's joke)

What is a foot long and slippery?

A slipper

I like my women like I like my water

Wet and slippery on the floor.

My Vietnamese coworker slipped and fell in a puddle of oil.

I was going to make a racist joke about it but decided against it, because that's a slippery slope.

I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction

Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope.

Northernlion's birth

When NL was being born, the doctor grabbed him, but NL was so slippery that the doctor dropped him to the floor. To the doctor's and his mother's surprise, NL did not cry. Instead, he sighed deeply and said:

"Dumb damage"

What's the most slippery country?

Greece. 😂

I'll see myself out.

I recently got very addicted to skiing

My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope

I went on a water slide once and now I'm addicted

It's a slippery slope

You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining

Its a slippery slope

On Blue's Clues, Steve didn't leave to go to college - he was sent to prison.

He realized far too late that he shouldn't have brought Slippery Soap with him.

What's red and slippery?

A slipper.

You've got to be careful once you start cooking with Crisco.

It's a slippery slope.

What was Bon Jovi buying at the hardware store?

Signs that read "slippery when wet."

What's dry but slippery?

A slipper

What do you get when you graph mud versus traction?

a slippery slope

What are the roads like in Greece?


Two clean jokes that start dirty.

What's brown and sticky?


What's a foot long and slippery?


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