Slippers Jokes
33 slippers jokes and hilarious slippers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slippers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Slippers Short Jokes
Short slippers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slippers humour may include short sandals jokes also.
- What do you call a shoe with no grip? A slipper.
(Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else) - Coffee I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself...
I really need to wash some mugs - What happens when Quentin Tarantino remakes Cinderella? a three and a half minute extended director's cut of the slipper scene
- Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans... They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.
- A woman walked into a church wearing slippers and a snuggy and started playing on her phone during the sermon. The preacher called her out for idle worship.
- I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers.
- What do you call banana peel shoes? Slippers.
- The other day i got a pair of slippers made of bread They don't last very long, but are guaranteed to keep your feet toasty
- Doctor says to his patient I've got good news and bad news. Bad news is we have to amputate both of your feet Good news is the guy in next bed will buy your slippers off you.
- How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door .
You put him inside.
You close the door and take the slippers away.
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Slippers One Liners
Which slippers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slippers? I can suggest the ones about flip flops and shoes.
- What's about a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
- What do you call 2 banana peels? A pair of slippers
- Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper
- What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers
- What shoes do you wear on ice? Slippers.
- Whats blue and slippery? A blue slipper
- What do you call shoes made out of bananas? .
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Slippers!!! - What's long and slippery? A slipper.
- What shoes have the least friction? Slippers
- What do you call a shoe made out of banana? A slipper.
- What is a foot long and slippery? A slipper
- What shoes do they make out of banana skins? Slippers.
- What is the best Three-Piece Swimsiut? Hat, sunglasses and slippers
- What do psychotherapists wear on their feet in the morning? Freudian slippers
- What's red and slippery? A slipper.
Heartwarming Slippers Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about slippers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sneakers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slippers pranks.
Slip of the Tongue
Joe has a broken leg. Mike comes over and asks, "How you doing', Joe?"
Joe says, "Do me a favor: Run upstairs and get my slippers."
Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters. He says, "your dad sent me up here to have s**... with both of you."
One girl replies, "Get out of here. Prove it?"
Mike shouts down stairs -, "Hey, Joe, both of 'em?"
Joe shouts back, "of course, both of 'em!" What's the point of f**...' one?"
After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.
After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.
Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.
Okay, the good news is the patient in the next bed has offered you a very generous amount for your slippers...
Nun gets up and starts walking down the cloisters. Another nun walks up to her and says "who got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning?"
Nun carries on walking and again another nun says the same thing. This happens 15 times as she is walking down the cloisters and she is becoming very angry. She gets to Mother superiors office and just before Mother Superior could say anything the nun shouts, "don't tell me I got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning". Mother superior says: "I wasn't going to say that I was going to ask why you've got the Bishops' slippers on"
The Doctor walked into the patients room to give him the update.
" Well I've have good news and I have bad news" he says.
" Give me the bad news Doc" said the patient
" We will have to amputate both of your feet!" The doctor replies.
" That really is bad news, so what's the good news"
"The guy in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers!!"
