Slip On Ice Jokes

28 slip on ice jokes and hilarious slip on ice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slip on ice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Slip On Ice Short Jokes

Short slip on ice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slip on ice humour may include short slipping on ice jokes also.

  1. I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone.
  2. I slipped and fell on black ice. I thought it was regular ice but when i got up my wallet was gone.
  3. I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse.
  4. Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing.
  5. This poor old lady slipped and fell on the ice today..... at least I think she was poor she only had 75 cents in her purse.
  6. earlier today I dropped an ice cube It slipped under the refrigerator and I couldn't reach it. I was really upset about it at first but now I'm over it. water under the fridge.
  7. I slipped and fell outside today... and when I got up, my wallet and keys were missing. Must've been black ice.
  8. Be careful of black ice. I rode my bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone.
  9. What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip
  10. I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone.

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Slip On Ice One Liners

Which slip on ice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slip on ice? I can suggest the ones about slip and slip and fall.

  1. Black Ice Slipped on ice today. Didnt know it was black ice until my wallet was gone.
  2. I thought of a great ice pun to post, but then it slipped my mind.
  3. I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing.
  4. I didn't realized I had slipped on black ice... Until I noticed my wallet was missing.
  5. My friend Sigmund fell while walking on ice yesterday. He had a Freudian slip.
  6. Be careful this winter... I saw black guys slip on black ice and get black eyes.
  7. What do you call a p**... who slips on Ice? A fallen woman!

Slip On Ice Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about slip on ice you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slip and slide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slip on ice pranks.

A server is carrying a tray of cheese when he sees a beautiful girl walk by.

He thinks of something to say and goes in for the kill. But on his way he slips on a wet spot, sending him sliding into an ice sculpture and spilling the cheese in a straight line behind him. People get up to help and start picking up cheese off the ground. The girl goes over to the server and asks if he is okay. The server responds, "I'm fine, but it seems my slick icebreaker has turned into a cheesy pickup line."

An Irish prayer...

On a cold winter night; an older Irishman walks down the street using his prized glass flask of whiskey to keep warm. Just as he returns it to his back pocket he slips on ice and falls with a crunch. As he lay there assessing his injuries, he feels warm liquid running down his leg.
He closed his eyes and said, "Please Lord, let it be blood."

Psychologists go ice-skating

(Read in an old magazine)
So this group of psychologists go for ice-skating. Being novices, all of them failed in their first attempt.
I have never seen so many Freudians slip at a time

It's often when you misjudge the situation and people's feelings and make an inappropriate joke.

I remember one winter my wife slipped on the ice outside and fell over. She came into the house with her mother and she was sat on the couch crying, more through embarrassment than the fact she was hurt (she was fine physically).
After a short time, she stopped crying and my mother-in-law said, "Is everything okay now?"
In an attempt to lighten the mood I jokingly said, "Well, has anyone checked the pavement's okay?"
There was a stony silence as tumbleweed drifted across ...