Slip Jokes
166 slip jokes and hilarious slip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for an entertaining way to spice up your day? Check out these hilarious slip jokes and puns that are sure to bring a few minutes of joy and laughter into your life! From cheesy "pink slip" puns to more serious one-liners about "slip and fall" and "slip and slide", you'll be slipping on the ice with laughter in no time. Don't forget to creep up on your friends with these jokes, too!
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- Short Slip Jokes
- Slip One Liners
- Freudian Slip Jokes
- Slip And Fall Jokes
- Slip On Ice Jokes
- Slip And Slide Jokes
- Pink Slip Jokes
- More Slip Jokes
Funniest Slip Short Jokes
Short slip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slip humour may include short slid jokes also.
- I slipped on some black ice yesterday. At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone.
- I slipped and fell on black ice. I thought it was regular ice but when i got up my wallet was gone.
- I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse.
- About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I shall create a great flood! - How many mobsters do you need to push a man off a cliff? None. He slipped and fell by himself.
- My wife made a Freudian slip while we were making love. She said, "Yes! Oh yes! Oh my God Sigmund!!"
- What's the hardest part about getting twenty one year olds drunk? Slipping the booze into their baby bottles without the parents noticing
- Slipped on black ice So the other day I slipped on some black ice, at first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got up i noticed my wallet was missing.
- Two nuts were hanging out in a tree. One slipped and started to fall. The other one said Don't worry man, I'm a cashew
- How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Slip One Liners
Which slip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slip? I can suggest the ones about slap and slit.
- I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay.
- A bald guy slipped in the shower Fell on his head and slipped again.
- What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother.
- I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it.
- What do you call it when a norwegian falls down a canyon? A fjordian slip
- How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped.
- What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not.
- What's a Freudian slip? It's where you say one thing and mean your mother.
- Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack.
- What undergarment does a psychologist wear? A Freudian Slip
- Why was the banana a good prosecutor? She always made the defense slip up on appeal.
- Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands. He dropped the base.
- What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag? Grounds for termination!
- Nobody knew she had a dental implant until it slipped out in conversation.
- Why did Rome Fall? Because it slipped on some Greece.
Freudian Slip Jokes
Here is a list of funny freudian slip jokes and even better freudian slip puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you get when you cross an idiom with a Freudian slip? Six of one, and a half dozen of your mother
- You know what a freudian slip is? It's when you mean to say one thing, but then you say ~~your mother~~ another.
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect.
- You guys are familiar with Freudian slips right? It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
- What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother.
Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet. - For those who don't know what Freudian slips are. Freudian slips are when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
- A freudian slip So for those of you who dont know, a freudian slip is when you say one thing but you're thinking about a mother
- I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips Send dudes
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing…. but mean your mother…. I mean another.
- The doctor said that I have a condition Called the Freudian slip.
It's when I say one thing and do your mother.
Slip And Fall Jokes
Here is a list of funny slip and fall jokes and even better slip and fall puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A bald man... a bald man decides to take a shower, he enters the bathroom, slips due to water on the ground, falls on his head, slips again.
- Why did the hobbit fall He had a Frodoian slip
- What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip.
- Two kittens were chasing each other in the jungle Suddenly one slipped and fell, it's mom saw and told it: tiger shoelaces together or you'll fall again
- Why did the dumb cat slip and fall from the roof? Because μ = 0
- What do you call it when a Psychologist falls down? A Freudian slip.....
- Last night I slipped and fall in the bathroom..... ISIS claimed responsibility
- Modern Times Interesting times we live in: Going down the street, in your pocket you have an Iphone 6. You slip, you fall and you hear a crack. You pray to God that was your hip.
- Whenever I get on my roof to clean the gutters, I always slip and fall. Every shingle time.
- How did Rome fall? Rome was roaming, slipped on Greece and fell.
Slip On Ice Jokes
Here is a list of funny slip on ice jokes and even better slip on ice puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- This poor old lady slipped and fell on the ice today..... at least I think she was poor she only had 75 cents in her purse.
- earlier today I dropped an ice cube It slipped under the refrigerator and I couldn't reach it. I was really upset about it at first but now I'm over it. water under the fridge.
- I slipped and fell outside today... and when I got up, my wallet and keys were missing. Must've been black ice.
- Black Ice Slipped on ice today. Didnt know it was black ice until my wallet was gone.
- Be careful of black ice. I rode my bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone.
- What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip
- I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone.
- I thought of a great ice pun to post, but then it slipped my mind.
- I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing.
- I didn't realized I had slipped on black ice... Until I noticed my wallet was missing.
Slip And Slide Jokes
Here is a list of funny slip and slide jokes and even better slip and slide puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope.
- Did you hear they are making a new version of Slip n Slides for adults? They're calling them Flop n Stops
- Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
- Yo momma's so fat, she has to do a Slip 'N Slide on the 405 freeway.
- Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!
- What do you call it when an adult slides down a metallic playground slide? A rrhoidian slip.
- What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around.
- What did the n**... Hispanic boy say when someone retrieved his swimsuit after his embarrassing slip-and-slide run? Gracias
- How was the Slip 'N Slide created? A used Chuck Norris c**....
Pink Slip Jokes
Here is a list of funny pink slip jokes and even better pink slip puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called? A pink slip.
- What does a psychologist get when they're fired? A Freudian pink slip.
Howlingly Hilarious Slip Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about slip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slip pranks.
Sigmund Freud discovered the "Freudian Slip"
which in my opinion, was pure p**......I mean genius.
How much time goes by between when you slip on a banana peel and when you hit the ground?
A bananosecond.
Two bulls are standing in a field.....
..its a cold morning and one bull says to the other..
"It's a bit chilly this morning"
to which the second bull says
"I know, i might just go slip into a jersey........."
Olympic Condoms
A man gets home one day from work and excitedly shows off to his wife that he bought a pack of *Olympic Condoms*.
"What do you say I slip on a gold one and we give it a go?" He asks her with a grin.
She simply responds,
"Why don't you try out the silver and come second for a change"
abortion bill
President Bush is sitting in the oval office when a secretary comes in and hands him a slip of paper. Bush asks what it is, and the secretary replies "it's the abortion bill. What do you want to do with it?" "Just go ahead and pay it".
What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?
A bananosecond
Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!
What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?
A: a Freudian slip
I didn't know you could get paid for donating s**....
When I think of all the money I've let slip through my fingers...
9 inches
Seeing a gorgeous woman sitting at the bar, my friend walks up to her and says "How about we go up to my room and I'll slip you nine inches?" The woman looks him up and down and says "I don't think you can get it up three times."
Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...
Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".
Innuendos?
I slip one in every now and again.
Innuendos?
I like to slip one in every now and again.
A German, An Austrian and a Czech are walking down the street.
A German, An Austrian and a Czech are walking down the street, suddenly the German stops.
"Vait up you guys. I need to slip into ze bank for und moment." says the German. The trio walk towards the bank and the German and the Austrian walk inside. They turn around. The Czech is stood in the doorway.
"Vhat are you vaiting for?" asks the Austrian.
"It says no checks." replies the Czech.
Why did the nun always wear a slip?
Why did the nun always wear a slip?
Sheer habit.
Freudian Slips
A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another.
A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother.
A nurse walks into a bank...
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a r**... thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, "well, that's great...some a**...'s got my pen."
What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?
A Freudian Slip.
What's the slipperiest country?
Greece!
Slipped on a tube of toothpaste this morning.
I was crestfallen.
Doctor, I messed up.
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You fat cow, you have completely ruined my life!"
[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest e**... remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's l**... when I was a child.
he said it was probably a Freudian slip.
Could have been a rich man
A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over and asked, "What's the problem, pal?"
"My brother just told me there's a s**... bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation."
"Yeah, so?" "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers! -
In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki
(Joke above)
Boss hangs a poster in office
Boss hangs a poster in office
'I am the boss, dont forget'
He returns from lunch,
finds a slip on his desk,
'ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'
Slip of the Tongue
Joe has a broken leg. Mike comes over and asks, "How you doing', Joe?"
Joe says, "Do me a favor: Run upstairs and get my slippers."
Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters. He says, "your dad sent me up here to have s**... with both of you."
One girl replies, "Get out of here. Prove it?"
Mike shouts down stairs -, "Hey, Joe, both of 'em?"
Joe shouts back, "of course, both of 'em!" What's the point of f**...' one?"
Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?
He made a Freudian slip
The other morning my Mom came downstairs wearing nothing but a very suggestive nightgown.
When I asked, she said it was a Freudian slip.
What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?
A Freudian slip
a fruedian slip is when you say one thing. .
. . when you're thinking of a mother.
A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away
What you were really w**... about...I mean thinking about.
-Ricky Gervais
I heard a Freudian slip once...
He broke both his arms.
What do you call it when an addict cat relapses on catnip?
A n**... slip 😃
It's isn't rocket science
A patient on the dentist's chair was scared and quite apprehensive about the procedure he was going to undergo.
He asks a lot of questions and details from the dentist.
The dentist says, reassuringly:
"Relax, it's not brain surgery....Unless I slip."
Parking slots are just like women
You can slip into the disabled ones when nobody's looking.
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and...
...he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers, and six-packs.
I asked my doctor why he fed me nothing but pancakes during quarantiane
"It's all we're able to slip under the door" he said.
Are hot girls made up of oil ?
Because when I try to look at their face, my eyes slip.
I slipped in the shower yesterday...
Almost lost 28 years down the drain...
What is Borat's Favorite Band
Slip...
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Knot!
Women are like parking spaces...
Some times I slip into the disabled ones when noone's looking
What's the most slippery country?
Greece. 😂
I'll see myself out.
If a special ed kid is late for school
Is it politically incorrect to give them a "Tardy" slip?
How do you date a building?
Slip it a roofie and sneak in the back door.
I just found out s**... banks pay for your sample....
To think I've let all that money slip through my fingers.
What is the famous psychologist's mother's undergarment called?
A Freudian slip
A career change can happen quickly in today's society.
For example, there once was a dentist who became a brain surgeon within a matter of seconds.
All it took was for his drill to slip.
A man dies, standing before death. Death tells him that if he can beat him at a game, he can have his life back. The man thinks for a moment, asks for a slip of paper and a pen. He writes on the paper, folds it, and hands it back to death.
"The Game"
I really hope this country doesn't slip into depression...
Because if it does Trump will make sure it is the *Greatest* depression it has ever seen.
I was at a l**... store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"...
It's called a Freudian Slip.
I am a big fan of Innuendo...
...I like to slip it in where possible
s**... is like parking a car
every now and then, when nobody is looking, you have to slip it in a disabled one.
A woman whose husband had entered the Navy, gave the pastor of her church a note just as he was mounting to the pulpit one Sunday morning.
The note said John Anderson, having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
The minister in haste picked up the slip and read aloud,
John Anderson having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safely .
Why isn't the tagline for k**... Jelly...
Slip into something more comfortable!
Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?
It lost its parmesan slip.
Bill Cosby on a date: "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable..."
…like a coma.
Proctologist walks into a bank
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to sign a deposit slip, he pulled a r**... thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some a**...'s got my pen!"
The local s**... bank is paying £100 per sample.
Think of all that money you let slip through your fingers.
"You have a very rare and extremely contagious condition"
the doctor told his patient.
"We're going to have to put you in an isolation unit where you'll be on a diet of pancakes and pizza."
"Will the pancakes and pizza cure my condition?" asked the patient.
"No," replied the doctor.
"They're the only things we can slip under the door."
