Sling Jokes
4 sling jokes and hilarious sling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready to sling some jokes? Find out how to make everyone laugh with words, weapons, and jokes about sling blades, sling shots, crossbows, shot guns, and launchers.
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Heartwarming Sling Jokes that Make You Laugh
What is a good sling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
When you're trying to slingshot around jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...
Europa creek with no paddle.
I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.
A dog with his arm in a sling walks into a bar in the old west
He sits down and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
Watched Sling Blade the other day and heard this charmer.
Two young men, one from California the other from Arkansas, we're standing on a bridge relieving themselves into the water. The guy from California looks over and says,
"Gee, this water sure is cold",
To which the guy from Arkansas replies,
"And deep too!"
Slinging puns at my best friend
So my best friend from high school is a Marine. The other day, he was promoted to Corporal.
So I told him "Treat your privates right. Also, the men under your command, treat them right too."
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