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19 slimy jokes and hilarious slimy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slimy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Slimy Jokes

Short slimy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slimy humour may include short slim shady jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between donald trump and a worm? One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.
  2. Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?
    A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
  3. Q: Whats the difference between a politician and a snail?
    A: One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
  4. What's the difference between an eel and a lawyer? One's an ugly, slimy, scaly, cold blooded parasitic s**...-s**... bottom-feeder,

    and the other is a fish that's shaped like a snake.
  5. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy, s**...-s**... bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.
    *-Hannibal Lecter*
  6. To drown in a swamp would be a quite symmetrical way to kick the bucket ... Your life began when you were pushed out of a slimy hole, now it ends while you're getting s**... into one.
  7. What's the difference between a catfish and a Frenchman? One is a filthy, slimy, bottom-feeding, s**...-s**... monstrosity with long whiskers, and the other is a fish.

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Slimy joke, What's the difference between a catfish and a Frenchman?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about slimy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of slimy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Slimy One Liners

Which slimy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slimy? I can suggest the ones about slippery and skinny.

  1. What's green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger
  2. What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg? An abortion with home sickness.
  3. What do you call the slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes? Slow cavemen.
  4. What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
    A red jellyfish.
  5. What's slimy, cold, long, and smells like pork?
  6. I like my chicken how I like my women Raw, slimy and pink.
  7. What do you call a slimy, Pokemon o**...? A Mukbang.
  8. Why is a l**... tea green, slimy, and give you a great buzz? Because it's aLGae Bee Tea

Slimy joke, Why is a l**... tea green, slimy, and give you a great buzz?

Slimy Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about slimy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean greasy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make slimy prank.

A blind rabbit and a blind slug

A blind rabbit and a blind slug are moving through the woods until the two of them bump into each other.
The slug reaches out, touches the rabbit, and says "You're soft and fluffy. You must be a rabbit."
The rabbit reaches out, touches the slug, and says "You're cold and slimy. You must be a politician."

A Pirates life for me...

A first mate says to his captain "sir i have the yearn in me l**..., and we haven't made port in weeks what do i do"
Captain : "I too have this problem , and have a solution!. when ever ye feel the need, place your self in this hole in the barrel, except on Wednesdays never on Wednesdays"
1st.Mate: "that's a great plan sir, but why not Wednesdays is that when we clean it out?"
Captain:"no you slimy dog Wednesdays is your turn in the barrel"

Ever have one of those days where you're wiping away and the p**... is all wet and slimy so your finger breaks through the toilet roll and your finger just slips inside, like two knuckles deep? I just had a day like that.

Anyway, I'm not allowed to volunteer at *that* child care centre anymore.

Here's a funny joke based on the word avocate in french.

The word avocate in french means two things, avocado, and lawyer. Why? Because both of them are expensive and slimy on the inside. Sorry if anyones a lawyer... or an avocado.

Slimy joke, Here's a funny joke based on the word avocate in french.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these slimy jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.