Slime Jokes
7 slime jokes and hilarious slime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring a smile to your face with these silly Slime Rancher jokes! From mud to Elifino to Wolman and beyond, these jokes will make you laugh and take your love of slime to the next level.
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What is a good slime joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How do you find a girl with no legs?
Follow the slime trail.
What does Eevee evolve into when you pour buckets of slime on it?
Nickelodeon
What do you call a wise marsupial covered in slime?
A goo-roo
What do you get when you cross Eminem with a slug?
Slime Shady.
Donald Trump is like a Halloween pumpkin...
Orange, full of slime, evil grin, and thrown out in early November.
What do you get when you cross a hippo with a monstrous slime?
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A hippopotamorphous blob!
What do you call it when a bunch of ghosts slime the same person?
Boo-kkake!!!
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