Slim Jokes

Funniest Slim Short Jokes

Short slim jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slim humour may include short skinny jokes also.

1. They say 'Whale noises' are meant to be calming... but I've been making them for 10 minutes and all the people at Slimming World seem rather angry with me.
2. Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd. Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.
3. What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.
4. What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside? A Lift
   (only a joke, my American friends)
5. Did you hear the story about the anorexic woman who joined a convent? Man, the chances of that are slim to nun.
6. A girl came into my bookstore and asked... A girl came into my bookstore and asked, "what are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
   Slim to nun?
7. If you go on a plane, always bring a bomb... The chances of two people having a bomb on the same plane is slim to none
8. Dear Santa.... All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a slim body. Please do not mix it up like last year.
9. One of my band members asked why I was using such a thin plectrum... I told him it was slim pickin's at the music shop.
10. Did you hear about the guy that tried to get a date at a facility for women with eating disorders? It was slim pickings.

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Slim One Liners

Which slim one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slim? I can suggest the ones about limp and narrow.

1. What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy? Slim to nun.
2. What if Stephen Hawking Is the real Slim Shady but he can't stand up
3. What do you call a skinny tree? The Real Slim Shady
4. Why do the Pakistanis love lean cows? Because they are moo-slim.
5. How does Bernie Sanders stay so slim? Inter-mitten fasting.
6. What do you call a slim ruler who's considering something? Thin-king
7. Did you hear about when Eminem married an Indian woman? They had a Slim Shaadi
8. Why did the imam start a weight loss program? He wanted people to be more slim .
9. How do you qualify a slim and seemingly shady argument? It's an ad eminem.
10. I tried growing some thin fruit last month But there's been slim pickings.
11. Did you hear that the Angel of Death went on a diet? The call him the Slim Reaper now.
12. To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction.... I have to praise you
13. What does Eminem call his window blinds? Slim Shad-Es
14. What does a slim feminist without body hair have that other feminists don't have? Cancer
15. I used to be a fat atheist. Now i'm mu-slim.

Slim Shady Jokes

Here is a list of funny slim shady jokes and even better slim shady puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What would happen if Eminem lost weight and started doing questionable things? He'd be the real Slim Shady.
• What did Slim Shady ask the class on his first day of teaching at music school? "Hi kids, do you like violins?"
• If Stephen Hawkin was the real slim shady how would we know? Just think about that for a second.
• Why did the government seize Slim Shady's property? It was emineminent domain.
• I just found out I've been being recorded by a hacker on my computer for the past couple of days; I need some legal advice. I admitted to being the real slim shady
• If Eminem lost weight and started wearing sunglasses... he'd be The Real Slim Shady
• What do you call a skinny rapper in the dark? Slim Shady
• Who is the the real Slim Shady? I heard he's an M&M
• If Eminem and Biggie Smalls had a child, what would he be called? Thick "Not so Slim" Shady

Eminem Slim Jokes

Here is a list of funny eminem slim jokes and even better eminem slim puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Eminem was asked what the chances were of him playing some old tracks on his latest tour. He said it was pretty slim.
• What will we call Eminem if he gets arthritis? Slim Shaky.

Slim Fast Jokes

Here is a list of funny slim fast jokes and even better slim fast puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do people fast during Ramadhan? Because it makes them more slim! (Muslim)

Slim Jim Jokes

Here is a list of funny slim jim jokes and even better slim jim puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Gas stations should be ashamed for selling a poisonous product that we over-consume and that pollutes the Earth... Seriously, Slim Jims are terrible.

Amusing Slim Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about slim you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thinly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slim pranks.