Slicker Jokes
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Explore the fun world of one-liners and rib-ticklers with 'Slicker Jokes'. This collection of witty quips will take you on an adventure through a city slicker's funniest rainy-day one-liners. Be prepared to don the raincoat of your imagination and become a denser when you laugh at these hilarious jokes! Get ready to laugh!
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Comical Slicker Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
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The City Slicker and The Farmer
**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.
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What do you call a victim of an urban oil spill?
A city slicker
A city slicker moves to the countryside...
... and is visited by his nearest neighbor, the rancher who lives 5 miles distant.
The rancher says, "Welcome to the neighborhood! I'm having a party tomorrow, and you're invited."
The city slicker says, "Well, that's very very neighborly of you. Thank you."
Rancher says, "Though I should warn you, there's a-gonna be some heavy drinkin'."
City slicker says, "That's okay, I've done my share of drinking."
Rancher says, "And there's probably a-gonna be some fightin', too."
City slicker says, "Well... that's okay, I can keep my own peace."
Rancher says, "And there's a-gonna be some s**..., too."
City slicker says, "I'm fine with that. So... is there anything I should bring to the party?"
Rancher says, "Naw, it's just a-gonna be you and me."
The h**... and the city slicker
A h**... gets a visit from a childhood friend who's been living in the big city for many years. They decide to go for a drive while they catch up and talk about old times.
While they're driving along, the h**... sees a sheep with it's head caught in the fence.
"Woo yeah!" he exclaims, stopping the car. His friend watches as he jumps out and proceeds to start having his way with the sheep.
After a few minutes of this, the h**... shouts, "Hey, you want some of this?"
The city boy raises an eyebrow, hops out of the car, and sticks his head in the fence.
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