Slicer Jokes

18 slicer jokes and hilarious slicer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about slicer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Slicer Short Jokes

Short slicer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slicer humour may include short slices bread jokes also.

  1. I got fired from my deli job cause the boss caught me sticking my finger in the pickle slicer.. ..turns out he fired her too.
  2. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his work.
  3. Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries.
  4. "The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."
  5. I have a friend who worked at a pickle factory He got fired for putting his finger in the pickle slicer...
    She got fired too.
  6. My friend was fired for sticking his finger in the pickle slicer again the other day Don't worry they fired her too
  7. "Did you hear about poor Ahmed? He lost his hand due to improper use of an egg slicer." "No really, how could this happen?"
    "He stole it."
  8. I used to work at a deli until I was fired for sticking my finger in the pickle slicer Turns out the pickle slicer was fired too

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Slicer One Liners

Which slicer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slicer? I can suggest the ones about grater and sliced bread.

  1. Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster.
  2. Some people think it's easy to be a cheese slicer.... But most people just can't cut it
  3. I wanted to become a professional roller-blader. Pizza slicers just weren't gonna cut it.
  4. What does a cannible use when eating a disabled person? Vegetable slicer

Slicer joke, What does a cannible use when eating a disabled person?

Comical & Quirky Slicer Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about slicer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make slicer pranks.

The butcher

A butcher gets his finger stuck in a slicer and cuts it off. He spends all day at the hospital getting the stump sewn up, then calls his wife.
"Honey, I'm in the hospital," he says. "I accidentally cut off my finger, but I'm OK."
"Oh, God!" she cries. "The whole finger?"
"No. The one next to it."

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Worst f**... in golf history

1. Stormy Daniels
2. O. J. Simpson
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Bill Clinton
Why? You ask
1. Stormy is a h**....
2. O. J. is a slicer.
3. Ted can't drive over water, and
4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last..

There was a man named billy, billy worked at a pickle factory. One day billy comes home to his wife and says...

... honey I want to put my pp in the pickle slicer, his wife tells him that's absurd and not to do it and then went to sleep. Billy goes to work the next day and comes home and tells his wife honey I put my pp in the pickle slicer! His wife yelled what happened?! Was it b**...? Did it hurt?! The man tells his wife no, but I got fired and so did she.

Slicer joke, What does a cannible use when eating a disabled person?