Slice Jokes

• Short Slice Jokes
• Slice One Liners
• Slice Of Bread Jokes
• Slice Bread Jokes
• Pizza Slice Jokes
• Thin Slice Jokes
• Golf Slice Jokes
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Funniest Slice Short Jokes

Short slice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The slice humour may include short slot jokes also.

1. In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50. These are the pie rates of the caribbean.
2. At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. I asked the keeper, 'How did that toast get into the cage?'
   'It was bread in captivity' she replied.
3. 1 slice of apple pie will cost you $2.45 in Jamaica. A slice of apple pie costs $3.75 in Trinidad and the same slice costs $4.45 in Barbados. And those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.
4. Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.
5. I hate to admit it, but my wife's cooking has seriously improved. ......that was best slice of soup I've ever had!
6. Two slices of bread got married. The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
7. A slice of pie costs $3.50 in Barbados, $3.00 in Saint Lucia, $2.50 in Belize, and $2 in Cuba.
   Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
8. Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity.
9. Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
10. A slice of pie is $2.50 in the Bahamas. A slice of pie is $ 3.00 in Jamaica.
    Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Slice One Liners

Which slice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with slice? I can suggest the ones about slug and chunks.

1. What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake? Diabetes.
2. What do you call 52 slices of bread? A deck of carbs!
3. How often should you put an orange slice in your beer? Once, in a Blue Moon.
4. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
5. Why don't mathematicians eat pizza? Because even half a slice is pie over ate
6. How often do I put orange slices in my beer? Oh, once in a Blue Moon.
7. I put one slice of toast in my toaster and got two out... Must have been mitoastis
8. A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese... and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath.
9. There's a new razor designed for dyslexics. It's the best thing since sliced beard.
10. How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
11. What do you get when you slice a watermelon in four pieces? A quartermelon!
12. A butcher slicing bacon backed up into his machine. He got a little behind in his orders.
13. My dad says I did a good job slicing the steak To be honest I think I butchered it
14. Today I decided to upgrade my Mac... ...so I threw a big slice of cheese on it.
15. Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater.

Slice Of Bread Jokes

Here is a list of funny slice of bread jokes and even better slice of bread puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread? A Naan Believer.
• Two slices of bread are competing to see who would stay fresh the longest. It ended in a stalemate.
• Did you know that the USSR had some of the world's best bakeries? People would stand in line all week just to get a single slice of bread!
• My Gran fell asleep last night with a cigarette in her hand. That woman was the best thing since sliced bread. Now she's toast.
• Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club.
• As a slice of stale bread, I used to hate mold. But it's growing on me.
• You can lose weight by putting sliced bread on your head. It's a loaf-hat-diet.
• Got fired from the bread factory last week Now I am out of dough and I just spend my time loafing around. Tough times, no matter how you slice it.
• How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
• Did you know communist countries have the best bakers in the world? People will line up for miles just to get a slice of their bread.

Slice Bread Jokes

Here is a list of funny slice bread jokes and even better slice bread puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• New types of sliced loaf aren't invented, or discovered... They're bread.
• They say that nothing is better than love. But even a single slice of bread is better than nothing.
  Therefore, a slice of bread is better than love.
• I've heard one beer = 7 slices of bread I ate a whole loaf and I'm not drunk yet.
  Did I do it wrong?
• Did you hear the two slices of bread broke up? I wonder rye.
• How do you congratulate a slice of bread on his wedding day? Toast him
• A slice of bread stole a lot of money from the sandwich Mafia so they set his house on fire as he was sleeping.
  He's toast now.
• What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.
• What was the best thing before sliced bread? Massive sandwiches
• What did the oven tell the slice of bread? You're *toast*!
• what's the difference between a slice of bread and the USA? after almost 250 years the bread will have developed culture

Pizza Slice Jokes

Here is a list of funny pizza slice jokes and even better pizza slice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Blonde went for a pizza. The chef said would you like it cut into 4 slices or 8? Blonde said 4 please. There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices.
• Pizza Joke If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal.
  But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time.
  And she should have seen it coming.
• A blonde orders a medium pizza The cashier asks if she wants it cut into four or eight slices.
  "Hmm... four. I don't think I can eat eight."
• My 8yo daughter just hit me with this one What's the difference between my dad and a slice of pizza?
  A slice of pizza can't feed a family
  Sheeesh. Like a rainbow dagger to my cold dead heart.
• Blonde Joke. A Blonde went for a pizza.
  The chef said, would you like it cut into four slices or eight?
  Blonde said, four please.
  There is no way I could possibly eat eight slices.
• What do you call a couple of ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy? Romance
• A Blonde went to buy a Pizza, Chef asked her, would you like it cut into 4 or 8 slices.? Blonde replied, 4 please.
  There is no way I could possibly eat 8 slices.
• Would you like the pizza cut into eight or twelve slices? Just eight, I don't think I could eat twelve!
• What do you call a religious slice of pizza? Cheezus Crust.
• What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers

Thin Slice Jokes

Here is a list of funny thin slice jokes and even better thin slice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
• Everybody's heard of Murphy's Law: "if something can go wrong, it will go wrong." However, few people know of Cole's Law... It's thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.
• How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists bedroom. Five if you slice them thinly.
• What's the difference between Murphy's Law and Cole's Law? Murphy's Law is the idea of anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law is just thinly sliced cabbage.
• How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
• Laws -Have you heard of Murphy's law?
  -Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
  -What about Cole's Law?
  -No, what is it?
  -Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream
• -Have you heard of Murphy's Law \-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
  \-What's about Cole's law?
  \-No
  \-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
• How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? 50, if you slice them *very* thinly.
• Cole's Law... Thinly Sliced Cabbage
• This happened at the Deli counter today...real life joke Me (at the deli counter): I'd like some salami please, about a pound, sliced thin?
  DeliGirl: Genoa salami?
  Me: Yeah, I know a couple.

Golf Slice Jokes

Here is a list of funny golf slice jokes and even better golf slice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard O J Simpson likes to play golf. I think I can beat him. He's out of practice and I heard he has a terrible slice.

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