Sleevies Jokes

What are some Sleevies jokes?

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES!

Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

The general couldn't find his armies...

...So he rolled up his sleevies

Where does a king keep his armies??

In his sleevies

Where does the president keep his armies?

in his sleevies!!!

Where did the General put his armies

In his sleevies...

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies


*best joke my eleven-year-old past self ever heard

Where does Poland keep its armies?

Up its sleevies.

Where does kim jong un keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

Where did Hitler keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.

Where does Kim Jong-un hide his armies?

In his sleevies!

Kid friendly jokes?

I'm a ski instructor. I usually teach kids ages 9-13 years old. What are some good kid friendly jokes to keep them interested?

Example:
Q: Where do kings keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Bonus: Where does Hitler keep his armies? Poland...

Made up joke from a nine year old.

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies.

How to make Sleevies jokes?

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