Sleevies Jokes

Funniest Sleevies Short Jokes

Short sleevies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sleevies humour may include short hose jokes also.

1. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES!
   Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
2. This made me laugh so hard when I was eight Where does the general keep his ARMies?
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   In his sleevies
3. This is the dumbest joke in the world Where does a general keep his armies?
   In his sleevies.
4. On my cake day, a joke that always makes me smile: Where did the General keep his armies? In his sleevies!
5. Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies
   *best joke my eleven-year-old past self ever heard
6. Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
   A: Up his sleevies.
7. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies
   (My son told me this one. Took WAY too long for the joke to register)
8. Made up joke from a nine year old. Where are the king's armies?
   Up his sleevies.
9. What about Where does a General keep his Armys?
   In his sleevies!
10. Q: Where did the general keep his armies?
    A: Up his sleevies.

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Sleevies One Liners

Which sleevies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sleevies? I can suggest the ones about stealth and general.

1. Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies!
2. The general couldn't find his armies... ...So he rolled up his sleevies
3. Where does a king keep his armies?? In his sleevies
4. Where does the president keep his armies? in his sleevies!!!
5. Where did the General put his armies In his sleevies...
6. Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies!
7. Where does the king of England keep his armies? In his sleevies.
8. Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies of course!
9. Where does Putin keep his armies? In his sleevies.
10. Where does the king keep his armies? Up his sleevies.
11. Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies.
12. Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
13. Where does kim jong un keep his armies? Up his sleevies
14. Where does Poland keep its armies? Up its sleevies.
15. Where does Kim Jong-un hide his armies? In his sleevies!

Cheeky Sleevies Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about sleevies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pipe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sleevies pranks.