sleevies Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious sleevies puns

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES!

Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

👍🏼

Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

👍🏼

The general couldn't find his armies...

...So he rolled up his sleevies

👍🏼

Where does the president keep his armies?

in his sleevies!!!

👍🏼

Where does a king keep his armies??

In his sleevies

👍🏼

Where did the General put his armies

In his sleevies...

👍🏼

Where does a king hide his armies?

in his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where does the general hide is armies?

in his sleevies

👍🏼

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies


*best joke my eleven-year-old past self ever heard

👍🏼

Where did Hitler keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where does kim jong un keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

👍🏼

Where does Poland keep its armies?

Up its sleevies.

👍🏼

Where does Kim Jong-un hide his armies?

In his sleevies!

👍🏼

Kid friendly jokes?

I'm a ski instructor. I usually teach kids ages 9-13 years old. What are some good kid friendly jokes to keep them interested?

Example:
Q: Where do kings keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.

👍🏼

Made up joke from a nine year old.

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where did Napoleon keep his sleevies?

fuck

👍🏼

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

(My son told me this one. Took WAY too long for the joke to register)

👍🏼

Where do Americans keep their armies?

In their sleevies! :D

👍🏼

Where did Hitler put his little armies?

In his little Sleevies.

👍🏼

Where did the pirate captain keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! ARRRGH!

👍🏼

Where did Hitler place his Armies?

In his sleevies

👍🏼

Where does Caesar keep his armies?

... Up his sleevies!

👍🏼

They figured out where the terrorists have been hiding their armies.

In their sleevies.

👍🏼

Where did the Czar of Russia keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where does the king store his armies?

In his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

👍🏼

Where did Adolf Hitler hide his armies?

Up his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where do the Pollocks keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

👍🏼

Where does Obama keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

👍🏼

Where did George Washington hide his armies?

In his sleevies

👍🏼

What are the most funny Sleevies jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Sleevies? Well, here are the best Sleevies dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Sleevies pick up lines to share with friends.

Joko Jokes